the white house | The Mary Sue

Subscribe Login

Latest the white house Stories

First Dogs Champ and Major Biden Have Moved Into the White House!

By Jessica MasonJan 25th
Biden Redecorated the Oval Office With More Science and Justice, Less Racism and Diet Coke

By Jessica MasonJan 21st
Donald Trump Is Too Stupid and Sexist to Be Racist: His Administration’s New A+ Defense

By Vivian KaneSep 23rd
Watch a Reporter Finally Ask Donald Trump If He Ever Regrets All the Lying

By Vivian KaneAug 14th
Kayleigh McEnany Would Like You to Know That Contrary to All Reports, “the President Does Read”

By Vivian KaneJun 30th
The White House Literally Going Dark Sends a Pretty Clear Message

By Rachel LeishmanJun 1st
Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

By Dan Van WinkleJan 26th
The White House Abruptly Fired Its Chief Usher, Who Just Happens to Be a Woman

By Kaila Hale-SternMay 5th
That Just Went From Bad to Worse: Major Media Outlets Have Been Banned From White House Press Briefings

By Vivian KaneFeb 24th
Cabinet Office Light Switches Prove Too Complicated for Trump’s Aides, So They Work in the Dark

By Jessica LachenalFeb 6th
White House Closed Public Comment Lines, So the Public’s Just Calling the Other White House(s)…Trump’s Properties

By Teresa JusinoJan 27th
Things We Saw Today: Cover for Marvel’s America #2 Brings Us Life

By Jessica LachenalJan 24th
POTUS, VP Won’t Visit College Campuses That Ineffectually Handle Sexual Assault Allegations

By Carly LaneJul 5th
The Obamas Celebrated Star Wars Day by Raising the Roof With Some Stormtroopers

By Carolyn CoxMay 6th
Things We Saw Today: Aladdin & Jasmine Riding a Skateboard—Err, Magic Carpet—Through San Francisco

By Maddy MyersMar 25th
Watch Yesterday’s White House Hamilton Performance & Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Freestyle with Obama

By Carolyn CoxMar 15th
Raffi Freedman-Gurspan Becomes White House’s First Transgender LGBTQ+ Liason

By Teresa JusinoMar 14th
106-Year-Old Virginia McLaurin Meets the Obamas at the White House

By Charline JaoFeb 22nd
The White House Reaches Peak “Youths” and Joins Snapchat

By Jessica LachenalJan 11th
Obama Tells the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team that “Playing Like a Girl Means You’re a Badass”

By Carolyn CoxOct 27th