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Everyone Rated David Fincher Movies and If You Didn’t Say Zodiac Was the Best, You’re Wrong

By Aug 29th
Twitter Temporarily Suspended That Vile Anti-Abortion Movie & Now Ted Cruz Is Getting the Senate Involved

By Apr 9th
Why Yes, Veep’s Jonah Ryan Is Based on Ted Cruz

By Apr 3rd
Watch Ted Cruz and Beto O’Rourke Get Roasted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

By Nov 6th
“Beautiful Ted” Is Maybe the Worst Ted Cruz Meme Yet

By Oct 24th
This Crowdfunding Campaign to Troll Ted Cruz and Donald Trump with a Billboard Gets Fully Funded

By Sep 2nd
Texas GOP Tries to Smear Beto O’Rourke on Twitter, Only Makes Him Seem Cooler

By Aug 29th
Beto O’Rourke Garners Celebrity Support for Understanding NFL Protests While Ted Cruz Continues Getting Everything Wrong

By Aug 24th
Ted Cruz Blames Mysterious Staffer for Liking a Porn Tweet on His Personal Account

By Sep 13th
Republican Senators Have No Damn Idea Why They Want to Pass the AHCA

By Jun 17th
There Are More Ted Cruzes Than Women On the Senate Republicans’ Health Care Committee

By May 6th
Tatiana Maslany Shares Her Favorite German Word With Stephen Colbert

By Apr 1st
What Do the Presidential Candidates Think About NASA and Should You Care?

By Feb 27th
Poll Says There Are Plenty of People Who Think Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer

By Feb 26th
GOP Candidates Keep Talking About Spanking Hillary Clinton, We Can’t Stop Rolling Our Eyes

By Feb 3rd
Mandy Patinkin Wants Ted Cruz To Start Quoting Differently From The Princess Bride

By Dec 20th
Trevor Noah, Daily Show Host of Two Months, Now Very Experienced in Responding to Mass Shootings

By Dec 4th
When Asked His Favorite Marvel Superhero, Jeb Bush Says “Supergirl” (?) Because She’s “Hot” (!)

By Oct 22nd
Ted Cruz’s Nerdy References Continue to Be Embarrassing (for Us, and for Him)

By Sep 28th
Ellen Page Confronts Republican Presidential Candidate Ted Cruz About LGBTQ+ Rights in Iowa

By Aug 21st