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‘New RFK Animal Encounter Just Dropped’: Health Secretary Grabs Two Wild Snakes Bare-Handed, Mistaking His Wife’s Screaming for Cheerleading

By Terrina Jairaj May 29th
A truck driver is reeling after a $34,000 fine was issued for his deadly cargo that had Texas border officers doing a double-take

By Terrina Jairaj Mar 20th
Anaconda Gets Pregnant and Gives Birth With Zero Help From Males

By Chelsea Steiner May 26th
Australian Cosplayer’s Stormtrooper Armor Stops Snakebite

By Susana Polo Jan 16th
Discovery Channel Promises to Stop Ruining Science With Ratings Grabs Like Eaten Alive

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 9th
In Obvious Cry For Help, Discovery To Air Show About Man In “Snake-Proof Suit” Being “Eaten Alive” By An Anaconda

By Carolyn Cox Nov 5th
You’re Not Truly Relaxed Until a Python Named Walter Gives You a “Massage”

By Carolyn Cox May 22nd
Relax, Science Has Found That Missing Nightsnake (And it Wasn’t Under Your Bed)

By Carolyn Cox May 19th
Yellow-Bellied Sea Snakes Can Endure Months of Severe Dehydration

By Ashley Bhehaspat Mar 19th
Science Has Figured Out The Mystery Of Flying Snakes, Oh Also Snakes Can Fly

By Sam Maggs Jan 30th
Just When You Thought it Was Safe: Disembodied Snake Heads Can Function, Bite Themselves

By Jared Ettinger Aug 14th
Bathrooms Around the World Pretty Much Under Attack by Wild Animals

By Ian Chant Jul 15th
Python Challenged: Massive Florida Snake Hunt Nets Just 50 Snakes in One Month

By Ian Chant Feb 11th
Invasive Snakes Turning Guam Into Nightmarish Island of the Spiders

By Ian Chant Sep 13th
Virgin Birth in Snakes More Common Than Predicted, Men One Step Closer to Obsolescence

By Ian Chant Sep 12th
Experiment Reveals 6% of Humans Casually Murder Rubber Animals

By Susana Polo Jul 24th
Guy Counts 1,000 Cars, 10 Swerved To Make Turtle Roadkill

By Sui Ying Teoh Jul 20th
Indian Man Protests Government Corruption with Writhing Mass of Snakes

By Eric Limer Dec 5th
This Dude Likes Shoving Poisonous Snakes Up His Nose, Apparently [Video]

By Eric Limer Nov 19th
Huge Gecko Helps His Friend Survive a Snake Attack [Video]

By James Plafke Oct 27th