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Experiment Reveals 6% of Humans Casually Murder Rubber Animals

Vital Information for Your Everyday Life

Other lessons gleaned from this vital research:

  • 94% of drivers are boring.
  • You’re way more likely to intentionally create roadkill if you drive a truck or SUV.
  • Don’t leave ponytailed guys alone with your rubber snake.

(via Mad Art Lab.)

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