Jared Ettinger, Author at The Mary Sue

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Stories by Jared Ettinger

Terminators Getting New Video Game, Probably Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

By Aug 23rd
General Mills Resurrecting Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy This Halloween

By Aug 22nd
Face Your Nightmares in Sonic Lost World’s Special Edition

By Aug 22nd
Samurai Jack Back From The Past in New Comic Series

By Aug 22nd
PSA: Buy Call of Duty: Ghosts on PS3, Get it for $10 on PS4

By Aug 21st
Mike Tyson Finally Beats Glass Joe in Punch Out!!, Humanity Redeemed

By Aug 21st
Missed Out on Xbox One and PS4 Preorders? Walmart’s Giving You a Second Chance

By Aug 21st
Woman Swallows Tapeworm, Doctors Marvel at Her Stupidity

By Aug 21st
Presenting the PS4 Presser Proceedings

By Aug 20th
Ready Your Wallet For The Just-Announced Xbox One Launch Lineup

By Aug 20th