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Jared Leto Is Playing Hugh Hefner In Brett Ratner’s Biopic & I Need a Shower After Just Typing Those Words

In what feels like a prank of an announcement, Jared Leto will star as Hugh Hefner in a biopic produced and directed by Brett Ratner. That team-up is a perfect storm designed specifically to make me throw up inside my mouth.

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We Have No Idea How This $80 Million Tetris Movie Will Stack Up

Production on the $80 million video game flick, Tetris The Movie begins in 2017, with filming taking place in China featuring a Chinese cast.

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Here’s the Emoji Movie Pitch, Just in Case You Forgot It Was a Thing

[raised hand emoji]

Thanks to Sony, we're going to be #blessed with an emoji movie next year (August 11th, 2017 to be precise), and yes, you are now officially reminded that this is a thing and it is happening and we live in the weirdest freakin' timeline ever.

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Donald Trump Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, This Really Is the Worst Timeline

We never really expected to see "Trump" turn up on a list of nominees for the Nobel freakin' Peace Prize. Go ahead, let that sink in for a moment. Then head to the bathroom because you're going to throw it back up.

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Pretty Little Liars‘ Season Finale Reinforces an Awful Transgender Trope

Spoilers.

If you follow Pretty Little Liars, then you should probably be warned now: spoilers, y'all.

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Hollywood’s Latest Harebrained Scheme: A Pez Movie

Yeah. Pez. The candy thing. I know, right?

Y'know, that emoji movie is beginning to seem a whole lot more interesting.

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Neil Gaiman Responds to One Million Moms’ “Cancel Lucifer” Petition

One Million Moms is at it again, petitioning Fox to drop their plans to produce Lucifer, a show based on the character from Neil Gaiman's Sandman.

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This New Hamburglar Commercial Just Raises Even More Questions

And the answers to those questions raise EVEN MORE QUESTIONS.

I can't stop cringing at this new commercial from McDonalds. Maybe I'm a little old-fashioned. Maybe I like my Hamburglar not complaining about his wife. Why was she calling him? Who were the cake and candles for? Why wouldn't you buy that ahead of time?

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The Last Airbender (AKA Satan’s Own Movie) Newbie Recap

I don’t know if it’s completionism or masochism or what, but after finishing my newbie watch of Avatar: The Last Airbender–and before starting on The Legend of Korra–I had to watch the 2010 M. Night Shyamalan version. Or maybe it’s a justice thing. All the other Avatar fans had to go through their own spasms of disappointment when the movie came out. It didn’t seem fair that I would be able to avoid it.

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Iran Rolls Out Official Men’s Haircut Guide

Today in things that will not make the Iranian government seem bizarre and Paleolithic to the outside world: In preparation for the upcoming "Modesty and Veil" festival later this month, Iran's Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance has released an official guide which lays out which haircuts are approved for men.

According to ABC, the primary target for the guide was "spiky, gelled hairdos associated with rebellious youths, corrupted by Western influence." Mercifully, goatees, which were previously not in high standing with the Iranian government, are now considered OK. But don't think you can get away with a ponytail or a mullet, corrupt Steven Segal-influenced Westerner:

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