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HBO Max’s ‘Minx’ Offers a Savvy and Silly Look at Sexuality in the ’70s

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 20th
There’s a Danish Kid’s Show About a Man With a Massively Long Penis. What? Why?

By Jessica Mason Jan 8th
Researchers Find Erect Daddy Longlegs Penis Preserved in Amber for the First Time Ever

By Carolyn Cox Feb 2nd
Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

By Victoria McNally Jan 28th
Science Says Lizard Penises Evolve at an Astounding Rate, Are Essentially Pokémon

By Carolyn Cox Jan 13th
Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

By Carolyn Cox Dec 31st
An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

By Victoria McNally Dec 30th
Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 30th
Baby Born From A Transplanted Womb For First Time; Lab-Grown Penises May Soon Be Tested On Humans

By Carolyn Cox Oct 6th
Mental Floss Video Examines 20 Commonly-Held Misconceptions About Sex

By Carolyn Cox Jul 9th
Enter to Win a A Limited Edition Collector’s “Package” of Penis Museum Documentary The Final Member

By Rebecca Pahle Jun 17th
Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

By Victoria McNally Jun 6th
While Filming Nude Wolverine Scene, Hugh Jackman Almost Lost His Little Cyclops

By Susana Polo May 2nd
A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 22nd
Scientists Discover Female Insects With “Inflatable,” Spiny Penis

By Dan Van Winkle Apr 17th
Documentary About World’s Only Penis Museum Is Reportedly a Tearjerker

By Carolyn Cox Mar 26th
So Here’s An Interesting Thing About NASA Spacesuits And Penis Sleeve Sizes

By Sam Maggs Mar 23rd
Man Draws 365 Dick Doodles for His Wife

By Carolyn Cox Feb 24th
The Oscar Statue Gets a Bit More Anatomically Correct in This Sketch From Above Average

By Glen Tickle Feb 21st
Relax, Everyone, Female Sea Snails Are No Longer Growing Penises Due to Harmful Chemicals. Situation Normal

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 15th