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Things We Saw Today: Remember When Purity Rings Were a Thing Guys?

"The Rise and Fall of the Pop Star Purity Ring," a Deadpool series in coming to FXX, can we give Rian Jonhson a break, and How to be a Hufflepuff!

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Two Adorable Lambs Play Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” on Giant Piano

By adorable lambs I mean James Corden and Sean Hayes.

On The Late Late Show with James Corden, host Corden and Sean Hayes (Will & Grace) played on everyone's heartstrings by playing on a giant step-piano.

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Zoolander’s Back in the First Zoolander 2 Trailer, and He’s Bringing His Friends

Movies like Zoolander are usually packed full of cameos and visits from a bunch of stars from all over the celebrity spectrum. Judging by this trailer, Zoolander 2 will be no different.

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TIME Names Anita Sarkeesian, Beyonce, J.K. Rowling and Other BAMFs the “30 Most Influential People on the Internet”

A series of important tubes.

TIME may not be down with Internet slang, but it did recently acknowledge a diverse and international group of people that are changing our world online and IRL as part of its "30 Most Influential People on the Internet" list.

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Nathan Fillion Once Said No To Justin Bieber, Entire World Amazed At His Bravery And Daring

It's no punch to the face, but we'll take it!

Hey, remember that time Justin Bieber's entourage tried to get Nathan Fillion to stop playing Halo at a Halo release party? Alan Tudyk does. He told a packed crowd at NerdHQ all about it a few weeks ago, and it was met with the raucous applause that only an anti-Justin Bieber story can achieve. Godspeed, sir.

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God Is Writing a New Book of the Bible About Justin Bieber on Twitter

That's one of the craziest sentences I've ever written.

Fan of The Tweet of God? We sure are, and today we've been loving His kind of bananas new book of the Bible about Justin Bieber, #TheBookOfBieb. It's an insane look at some of the crazy things Bieber's done in his storied descent into madness and obscurity. It's ongoing, but we've Storified the first chapter for you.

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Please, just, no; Justin Bieber Tweets/Trolls Batman vs. Superman Script

He's the hero Beliebers deserve, but the rest of the world is really not down.

The Biebs is either the worst DC hero or the best internet troll of all time. After posting a photo to his Instagram account this morning, Bieber set the net on fire with speculation that he is somehow involved with the Zack Snyder and David S. Goyer-penned sequel to Man of Steel.

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Arrow Gets Its Flash Plus, Justin Bieber Might Be Carrie Kelley In Man Of Steel 2 (What?)

Faster than a speeding bullet!

We knew the clock was ticking on casting The Flash on The CW's Arrow. Luckily, they picked someone before the day of the shoot. Glee star Grant Gustin is your new Barry Allen. Hit the jump for all the details plus a great side-by-side comparison of Justin Bieber and DC Comics' Carrie Kelley. And also the reason why we would do such a thing.

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Justin Bieber Visits Anne Frank House, Leaves Gross Message in Guestbook

Child musician and professional Twitter trending topic, Justin Bieber has upset the world after a recent visit to the Anne Frank House. There were no reports that Bieber or his entourage behaved inappropriately during their hour long visit to the museum, but when the Anne Frank House Facebook page publicly posted what Bieber wrote in the guestbook the Internet went nuts. So what caused all the outrage?

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John Darnielle Wrote a Song About Justin Bieber Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants [Video]

I don't always write about Justin Bieber, but when I do it's because it gives me an excuse to write about John Darnielle. Bieber got into some trouble on tour recently, and he's been taking flak in the press for it, but that doesn't interest me. What does interest me is that the event in Bieber's life caused The Mountain Goats' Darnielle to write a song sort of defending Bieber from the press, and there's always more room in the world for another John Darnielle song -- even if it's about Justin Bieber.

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Sesame Street’s The Count Celebrates One Billion YouTube Views The Only Way He Knows How [Video]

A few weeks ago I told you about Sesame Street's goal of hitting one billion views on YouTube to put them in the same pantheon as the likes of PSY's "Gangnam Style," Lady Gaga, and Justin Bieber. As of Valentine's Day they were about 22 million views shy of their goal, so Telly pleaded for more views, promising a great "Top Secret" video when the goal was reached. Well guess what just happened. Check out this new Sesame Street video with The Count counting to one billion.

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Help Sesame Street Hit One Billion YouTube Views, Unlock a Secret Video

The world is a better place because of Sesame Street. It's one of the most popular children's television shows of all time. It also has a huge number of YouTube views. As of 1:26 pm today, the Sesame Street YouTube channel had 978,247,378 views, but 978,247,378 million views isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion views. That's the goal Sesame Street set for itself, and they've released a new video featuring Telly, who is the best, to help spread the word that when they hit one billion views they'll release a "Top Secret" video.

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Honey Boo Boo Has a Comic Book, and Now There’s Variant Covers

We don't know how we missed the fact that in November comics publisher Blue Water Productions printed a comic book about reality television child Alana Thompson as in Honey Boo Boo -- we're just lucky we guess -- but today they also released "collectible" variant covers. We put "collectible" in quotes not as a commentary on the perceived value of such an item, but because the covers are only being offered digitally, so we're not sure how one would really go about collecting them, or why one would want to.

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Adorable: The Pope Thinks He’s Beating Justin Bieber at Twitter

In a sign that maybe the Vatican doesn't really understand this newfangled Twitter thing, they've announced that the Pope is beating Justin Bieber in the only category that counts: Retweets. If you're wondering how that statement can be true, don't bother, because it isn't. Don't worry, Pope, we're sure you're still beating Bieber in most giant hats. Probably.

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C-3PO Wants To Be Your Droidfriend [Video]

May The Force Be With You

All C3-Bieb-O wants is your loving embrace -- so much that Teddie Films helped him write a Justin Bieber "Boyfriend" parody, because, duh, that's the fastest way to a girl's heart. I won't compare this edition to the original, but I will say that I am infinitely amused by C-3PO having hair -- do you think Han Solo momentarily suspended his distaste for our favorite protocol droid and shared his secret to keeping luscious locks? (via Youtube.)

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Hilariously Creepy Girl Enters Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend Contest, is Awesome

Justin Bieber is holding a contest wherein fans make their own video version of his song "Boyfriend," and the winners' entries will be featured in Bieber's upcoming NBC special. The songs submitted are pretty much what you'd expect -- girls taking the serious route, trying in earnest to win. There's one response, though, that's far and away the greatest thing that has happened on the Internet in a while. Contest winners will be announced June 21, and there's almost no way the above entry will win, but it won the Internet, so everything's alright. Check out some of our favorite moments from the video below.

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Judge: Custom Batmobiles Are Subject to Copyright

where does he get those wonderful toys

A judge in California has ruled that custom Batmobiles, like the ones made by Gotham Garage owner Mark Towles and owned by toddler pop music sensation Justin Bieber, are subject to copyright law because cars, apparently, do not fall under the "useful articles" exception. I have no idea what this really means for people who spend their money on Batmobiles, but if it means trouble for Justin Bieber, then that is more fun for everyone.

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Amanda’s Year in Review

Our Adorable Past

Editor’s Note: We asked Amanda LaPergola, one of our contributing writers, to summarize the major events of the past year. All that we asked was that she complete the assignment before the Christmas holidays. As of press time, we have still not heard from her. However, yesterday a package arrived at The Mary Sue headquarters containing a note from Amanda’s mom (Dear Miss Sue: Please excuse my daughter’s tardiness. She has been too busy telling everyone in her family all about that new My Little Pony show to focus on anything else.) and the following pages.

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Anonymous Allegedly Threatens Sony, Justin Bieber, Others Over SOPA Support

An Anonymous-branded message threatening Sony and a handful of celebrities has surfaced and calls for attacks on the target parties as retaliation for their collective support of SOPA. The message announces that Anonymous will "destroy [Sony's] network," and has "declared that [their] fury will be brought upon...Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, and Taylor Swift," for their grievous crime. Now, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Releasing a video announcing an Anonymous attack doesn't necessarily make said Anonymous attack real, but this one seems to be gaining some traction.

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Life Isn’t Fair: Justin Bieber Owns A Batmobile

Today in things that make us scream incoherently

I don't want to sound like a hater here but it really chaffs my cape that Justin Bieber owns a Batmobile and I don't. To be fair, I'd hate any 17-year-old who owned their very own bat-themed vehicle so it's not exactly the pop star's fault. Well, ok, maybe a little. 

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