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The Unnecessary Heterosexuality of Jupiter Ascending

By Princess WeekesSep 8th
Ready Player One, Jupiter Ascending, and Whose Derivative Trash Fire Is Allowed to Burn in Glory

By Marykate JasperMar 15th
Jupiter Ascending, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Fantastic Four Earn Razzie Nominations

By Carolyn CoxJan 13th
The Best of Channing Tatum’s AMA: His Buddy Chris Pratt, Frozen Poop, & His Favorite Care Bear

By Jill PantozziJun 18th
The Very Best Fictional Fashion: Things I Want to Wear for Real

By Sara GoodwinMay 29th
The Honest Trailer for Jupiter Ascending Has All Your Hybrid Sad Space Dad Bee Marine Needs

By Sam MaggsMay 19th
Project Title For Peer Review: Canine-Human Hybrids Specialized for Military Tracking

By Dr. Astra BryantApr 17th
This ’70s-Style Trailer Reimagines Jupiter Ascending As Cinderella 2000 And It’s As Flawless As The Film

By Sam MaggsApr 8th
The Ethics of Jupiter Ascending; or Why I Am Not a Vegetarian

By Fiona BarnettMar 23rd
Things We Saw Today: Girls Can Be Firefighters Too In Empowering New Clothing Line

By Dan Van WinkleMar 3rd
Show The World How Much You Love Dogs With The Jupiter Ascending Three Wolf Moon Shirt

By Victoria McNallyFeb 25th
Review: Jupiter Ascending Is The Worst Movie Ever Go See It Immediately

By Sam MaggsFeb 9th
10 Female-Directed Movies to Look Forward to in 2015

By Rebecca PahleJan 12th
Hot Trailer: Mila Kunis Cries Shiny Moon Tears, Rihanna is a Snake Person in MoonQuake Lake

By Susana PoloDec 15th
Studios Release New Mad Max, Goosebumps, and Jupiter Ascending Pics, Everything Is Bald Charlize Theron

By Rebecca PahleJul 23rd
The New Trailer For Jupiter Ascending Is Here, And It’s Shiny

By Carolyn CoxJun 30th
Warner Bros. Realizes “Hey, Jupiter Ascending Isn’t Ready Yet,” Pushes It Back to 2015

By Rebecca PahleJun 4th
Your New Gambit Gets His Bleach Blonde Pointy Eared Space Elf On In New Jupiter Ascending Trailer

By Rebecca PahleMay 21st
We Asked, You Answered: The Mary Sue Readers Sound Off The Summer Movies of 2014

By Rebecca PahleApr 4th
New Jupiter Ascending Trailer Really Needs More Jupiter

By Victoria McNallyMar 27th

The Unnecessary Heterosexuality of Jupiter Ascending

Ready Player One, Jupiter Ascending, and Whose Derivative Trash Fire Is Allowed to Burn in Glory

Jupiter Ascending, Fifty Shades of Grey, and Fantastic Four Earn Razzie Nominations

The Best of Channing Tatum’s AMA: His Buddy Chris Pratt, Frozen Poop, & His Favorite Care Bear

The Very Best Fictional Fashion: Things I Want to Wear for Real

The Honest Trailer for Jupiter Ascending Has All Your Hybrid Sad Space Dad Bee Marine Needs

Project Title For Peer Review: Canine-Human Hybrids Specialized for Military Tracking

This ’70s-Style Trailer Reimagines Jupiter Ascending As Cinderella 2000 And It’s As Flawless As The Film

The Ethics of Jupiter Ascending; or Why I Am Not a Vegetarian

Things We Saw Today: Girls Can Be Firefighters Too In Empowering New Clothing Line

Show The World How Much You Love Dogs With The Jupiter Ascending Three Wolf Moon Shirt

Review: Jupiter Ascending Is The Worst Movie Ever Go See It Immediately

10 Female-Directed Movies to Look Forward to in 2015

Hot Trailer: Mila Kunis Cries Shiny Moon Tears, Rihanna is a Snake Person in MoonQuake Lake

Studios Release New Mad Max, Goosebumps, and Jupiter Ascending Pics, Everything Is Bald Charlize Theron

The New Trailer For Jupiter Ascending Is Here, And It’s Shiny

Warner Bros. Realizes “Hey, Jupiter Ascending Isn’t Ready Yet,” Pushes It Back to 2015

Your New Gambit Gets His Bleach Blonde Pointy Eared Space Elf On In New Jupiter Ascending Trailer

We Asked, You Answered: The Mary Sue Readers Sound Off The Summer Movies of 2014

New Jupiter Ascending Trailer Really Needs More Jupiter