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The Honest Trailer for Jupiter Ascending Has All Your Hybrid Sad Space Dad Bee Marine Needs

By Sam Maggs May 19th, 2015, 3:12 pm

Jupiter Ascending is flawless, and we all know it.

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Sam Maggs is a writer and televisioner, currently hailing from the Kingdom of the North (Toronto). Her first book, THE FANGIRL'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY will be out soon from Quirk Books. Sam’s parents saw Star Wars: A New Hope 24 times when it first came out, so none of this is really her fault.