Jesus | The Mary Sue

Subscribe Login

Latest Jesus Stories

‘Ask a psychiatrist’: Nancy Pelosi didn’t need a teleprompter to handle the Trump-Jesus question

By Apr 16th
Jared Leto Is Everywhere No One Wants Him to Be. Including Depicted as Jesus By Trump Fans

By Mar 4th
Maybe the rapture did happen and Jesus is a wrestler?

By Sep 27th
Critics Twist Olivia Rodrigo’s Act of Gratitude Into Religious Blasphemy

By Jun 26th
Eric Trump Wants To Have a Dinner Party With Jesus So He Can Complain About Joe Biden

By Feb 18th
Things We Saw Today: Celebrities Rally for Tribute to Pulse Orlando Shooting Victims

By Jun 29th
Things We Saw Today: Chris Pratt Has The Most Polite Son And It Makes Him Cry

By Jan 16th
Hark! The Herald Dark Knight Rasps in the Nerdiest Nativity Scene

By Dec 9th
The Hunger Games’ Donald Sutherland Likens Jennifer Lawrence to Joan of Arc. Oh, and Also Jesus.

By Nov 20th
That Chick Tract About Dungeons & Dragons Is Getting Made Into a Movie

By Mar 19th
“God” Trolls Holy Land Experience Religious Theme Park Thanks to @TheTweetOfGod

By Dec 5th
80-Year-Old Woman Who Ruined That Jesus Fresco Just Sold a Painting on eBay

By Dec 18th
Game Of Thrones’ Last Supper Would Take Forever

By Oct 5th
Papyrus Fragment Indicates There May Have Been a Mrs. Christ

By Sep 19th
Fake Kristen Stewart Explains The Birth Of Jesus And Christmas

By Dec 6th
Does Jesus Love Jawas? Would They Then Be Jawas for Jesus?

By Oct 4th
Jesus Christ + Pokémon Theme Song

By Feb 3rd
Jesus Graces Cover of Playboy Portugal [NSFW] (Update)

By Jul 7th