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Eric Trump Wants To Have a Dinner Party With Jesus So He Can Complain About Joe Biden

By Vivian KaneFeb 18th
Things We Saw Today: Celebrities Rally for Tribute to Pulse Orlando Shooting Victims

By Jessica LachenalJun 29th
Things We Saw Today: Chris Pratt Has The Most Polite Son And It Makes Him Cry

By Victoria McNallyJan 16th
Hark! The Herald Dark Knight Rasps in the Nerdiest Nativity Scene

By Dan Van WinkleDec 9th
The Hunger Games’ Donald Sutherland Likens Jennifer Lawrence to Joan of Arc. Oh, and Also Jesus.

By Jill PantozziNov 20th
That Chick Tract About Dungeons & Dragons Is Getting Made Into a Movie

By Victoria McNallyMar 19th
“God” Trolls Holy Land Experience Religious Theme Park Thanks to @TheTweetOfGod

By Dan Van WinkleDec 5th
80-Year-Old Woman Who Ruined That Jesus Fresco Just Sold a Painting on eBay

By Glen TickleDec 18th
Game Of Thrones’ Last Supper Would Take Forever

By Jill PantozziOct 5th
Papyrus Fragment Indicates There May Have Been a Mrs. Christ

By Rebecca PahleSep 19th
Fake Kristen Stewart Explains The Birth Of Jesus And Christmas

By Jill PantozziDec 6th
Does Jesus Love Jawas? Would They Then Be Jawas for Jesus?

By Jill PantozziOct 4th
Jesus Christ + Pokémon Theme Song

By James PlafkeFeb 3rd
Jesus Graces Cover of Playboy Portugal [NSFW] (Update)

By Robert QuigleyJul 7th