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Hark! The Herald Dark Knight Rasps in the Nerdiest Nativity Scene

"Fear not! For it's time my enemies shared my dread!"
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Published: Dec 9, 2014 06:00 pm
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Hey, at least it’s about as accurate as all the nativity scenes where everybody’s white. Two Wyld Stallyns kept time pa rum pum pum pum. Do you think the three Sith lords kings brought fear, anger, and hate as they followed yonder Death Star?

But the best part is it impressed Star Trek’s Jonathan Frakes.

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>