Are you Holy Land Experienced? Have you ever been Holy Land Experienced? Well I have! pic.twitter.com/vZZcly6bwl
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
Parody Twitter account (or maybe not—you can’t prove God doesn’t use Twitter) @TheTweetOfGod went to Holy Land Experience and had a lot of fun tweeting about all of the Jesus-themed stuff He saw there. It turns out God has a really great sense of humor, so we’ve got the highlights of His little trip for you.
This pretty much says it all! #HolyLandExperience pic.twitter.com/K6xpXmCgtm
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
It’s also presumably under the watchful eye of God, and He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or—no, oops, that’s Santa Claus. So confusing.
(From R to L) Me, Junior and fan! pic.twitter.com/np30LVSmYU
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
It’s nice to see that, while they were estranged for 33 years or so, God feels close enough to Jesus for nicknames.
The condiments bar… with all the crucifixins! #HolyLandExperience pic.twitter.com/qHvzjBP70g
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
Wow, though, man, 2,000 years is probably still too soon for crucifixion jokes. Here’s hoping Jesus doesn’t read these tweets.
This is not topiary! It grew in this shape! #HolyLandExperience pic.twitter.com/u51giIxMmw
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
Probably an easier version of the whole “burning talking bush” thing. God is getting lazy in His old age.
Looks like somebody’s an ass man! #HolyLandExperience pic.twitter.com/oxPS53OxvE
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 5, 2013
God sure loves puns. Now we’re not even sure how seriously to take anything He says.
(via @TheTweetOfGod on Twitter)
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