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Latest Halloween Stories
Best Disney Halloween Movies, Ranked
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Sep 26th
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By
Sarah Fimm
Sep 22nd
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By
Sarah Fimm
Sep 21st
John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’ to Re-Release in Theaters
By
Chelsea Steiner
Sep 15th
Netflix Is Bringing Us the Halloween Comedy Movie You’ve Been Waiting For
By
Alyssa Shotwell
Sep 15th
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By
Vanessa Maki
Jul 20th
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By
Rachel Leishman
May 19th
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By
Julia Glassman
Apr 23rd
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By
Julia Glassman
Apr 13th
Did Spirit Halloween Just Pop up in a Movie Theater With a Film Announcement?
By
Briana Lawrence
Apr 12th
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By
Briana Lawrence
Nov 2nd
Steve Buscemi Won Halloween With His
30 Rock
Character-Turned-Meme Costume
By
Rachel Leishman
Nov 1st
The Best Halloween ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketches for Spooky LOLs
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 31st
We’re Obsessed With These Pets in Nerdy Halloween Costumes
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 31st
Ask the Mary Sues: The All-Time Best Halloween Candy Countdown
By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 30th
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By
Chelsea Steiner
Oct 28th
I’ll Take the Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers That This Neighbor Feels Are Subpar Halloween Candy for Their “Affluent” Neighborhood
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 26th
This KIT KAT Halloween Costume Lets You Break Away From the Group When You’ve Had Your Fill of People for the Day
By
Briana Lawrence
Oct 26th
A New Contender Has Entered the Candy Corn Discourse With This Candy Corn Bratwurst
By
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Oct 25th
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By
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