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Somehow, Elton John’s Absurd Selfridges Collection Is Not a Parody of the Uber-Rich

By Siobhan BallApr 12th
Did You Catch This Greek Mythology Easter Egg in ‘The Menu’?

By Siobhan BallJan 19th
Bloomberg Op-Ed Roasted for Absurdly Out of Touch Inflation Hot Take

By Chelsea SteinerMar 20th
Things We Saw Today: Yes, Please Do Throw Eggs at Jeff Bezos’ New Superyacht

By Vivian KaneFeb 10th
Elon Musk Dangles Promise To Solve World Hunger on Twitter Instead Of, You Know, Actually Solving It

By Chelsea SteinerNov 2nd
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Brought Her “Tax the Rich” Message to the Met Gala & Everyone Has Big Opinions

By Vivian KaneSep 14th
Jeff Bezos Says Amazon Workers Paid for His Trip to Space and I Don’t Understand Why People Are Laughing

By Vivian KaneJul 20th
Guess How Much Jeff Bezos & Elon Musk Pay in Income Tax. Go on, Guess.

By Vivian KaneJun 8th
Some of the NYC Mayoral Candidates Have an Absurd Idea of How Much It Costs To Buy a Home

By Vivian KaneMay 11th
Steve Mnuchin Wants Us to Survive on $1,200 for 10 Weeks. America Disagrees.

By Chelsea SteinerApr 16th
Tiger King Director and Mogul Eric Goode Ignores Staff’s Request for Help

By Chelsea SteinerApr 16th
David Geffen Roasted for Isolating on a Massive Yacht During COVID-19

By Chelsea SteinerMar 28th
Apparently, for a Price, Republican Senator Richard Burr Will Tell You the Truth About the Coronavirus

By Jessica MasonMar 19th
The Secret, Ultra-Exclusive Club Inside Disneyland

By Jessica MasonFeb 5th
Jane Lynch Has the New Worst Take on Class Warfare

By Jessica MasonDec 21st
MacKenzie Bezos Pledges to Donate Half Her Assets to Charity, Something Her Ex-Husband Has Long Refused to Do

By Vivian KaneMay 28th
David Mamet Offers a Terrible Defense of His Famous Friends in This College Cheating Scandal

By Vivian KaneMar 13th
Not Content With All Their Regular Privilege, 50 Rich and/or Famous People Charged in Massive College Bribery Scam

By Vivian KaneMar 12th
Trump’s Billionaire Commerce Secretary Doesn’t Understand Why Furloughed Employees Need Money to Eat

By Vivian KaneJan 24th