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Let’s Send All the Billionaires to the Bottom of the Sea With These New Luxury Submarines

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 23rd
What Reaction Was Mark Zuckerberg Expecting With This Post About His Fancy Cows?

By Vivian Kane Jan 10th
Somehow, Elton John’s Absurd Selfridges Collection Is Not a Parody of the Uber-Rich

By Siobhan Ball Apr 12th
Did You Catch This Greek Mythology Easter Egg in ‘The Menu’?

By Siobhan Ball Jan 19th
Bloomberg Op-Ed Roasted for Absurdly Out of Touch Inflation Hot Take

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 20th
Things We Saw Today: Yes, Please Do Throw Eggs at Jeff Bezos’ New Superyacht

By Vivian Kane Feb 10th
Elon Musk Dangles Promise To Solve World Hunger on Twitter Instead Of, You Know, Actually Solving It

By Chelsea Steiner Nov 2nd
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Brought Her “Tax the Rich” Message to the Met Gala & Everyone Has Big Opinions

By Vivian Kane Sep 14th
Jeff Bezos Says Amazon Workers Paid for His Trip to Space and I Don’t Understand Why People Are Laughing

By Vivian Kane Jul 20th
Guess How Much Jeff Bezos & Elon Musk Pay in Income Tax. Go on, Guess.

By Vivian Kane Jun 8th
Some of the NYC Mayoral Candidates Have an Absurd Idea of How Much It Costs To Buy a Home

By Vivian Kane May 11th
Steve Mnuchin Wants Us to Survive on $1,200 for 10 Weeks. America Disagrees.

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 16th
Tiger King Director and Mogul Eric Goode Ignores Staff’s Request for Help

By Chelsea Steiner Apr 16th
David Geffen Roasted for Isolating on a Massive Yacht During COVID-19

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 28th
Apparently, for a Price, Republican Senator Richard Burr Will Tell You the Truth About the Coronavirus

By Jessica Mason Mar 19th
The Secret, Ultra-Exclusive Club Inside Disneyland

By Jessica Mason Feb 5th
Jane Lynch Has the New Worst Take on Class Warfare

By Jessica Mason Dec 21st
MacKenzie Bezos Pledges to Donate Half Her Assets to Charity, Something Her Ex-Husband Has Long Refused to Do

By Vivian Kane May 28th
David Mamet Offers a Terrible Defense of His Famous Friends in This College Cheating Scandal

By Vivian Kane Mar 13th
Not Content With All Their Regular Privilege, 50 Rich and/or Famous People Charged in Massive College Bribery Scam

By Vivian Kane Mar 12th