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Let’s Send All the Billionaires to the Bottom of the Sea With These New Luxury Submarines

By Apr 23rd
What Reaction Was Mark Zuckerberg Expecting With This Post About His Fancy Cows?

By Jan 10th
Somehow, Elton John’s Absurd Selfridges Collection Is Not a Parody of the Uber-Rich

By Apr 12th
Did You Catch This Greek Mythology Easter Egg in ‘The Menu’?

By Jan 19th
Bloomberg Op-Ed Roasted for Absurdly Out of Touch Inflation Hot Take

By Mar 20th
Things We Saw Today: Yes, Please Do Throw Eggs at Jeff Bezos’ New Superyacht

By Feb 10th
Elon Musk Dangles Promise To Solve World Hunger on Twitter Instead Of, You Know, Actually Solving It

By Nov 2nd
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Brought Her “Tax the Rich” Message to the Met Gala & Everyone Has Big Opinions

By Sep 14th
Jeff Bezos Says Amazon Workers Paid for His Trip to Space and I Don’t Understand Why People Are Laughing

By Jul 20th
Guess How Much Jeff Bezos & Elon Musk Pay in Income Tax. Go on, Guess.

By Jun 8th
Some of the NYC Mayoral Candidates Have an Absurd Idea of How Much It Costs To Buy a Home

By May 11th
Steve Mnuchin Wants Us to Survive on $1,200 for 10 Weeks. America Disagrees.

By Apr 16th
Tiger King Director and Mogul Eric Goode Ignores Staff’s Request for Help

By Apr 16th
David Geffen Roasted for Isolating on a Massive Yacht During COVID-19

By Mar 28th
Apparently, for a Price, Republican Senator Richard Burr Will Tell You the Truth About the Coronavirus

By Mar 19th
The Secret, Ultra-Exclusive Club Inside Disneyland

By Feb 5th
Jane Lynch Has the New Worst Take on Class Warfare

By Dec 21st
MacKenzie Bezos Pledges to Donate Half Her Assets to Charity, Something Her Ex-Husband Has Long Refused to Do

By May 28th
David Mamet Offers a Terrible Defense of His Famous Friends in This College Cheating Scandal

By Mar 13th
Not Content With All Their Regular Privilege, 50 Rich and/or Famous People Charged in Massive College Bribery Scam

By Mar 12th