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So How “Mild” Is Omicron, Exactly?

By Vivian Kane Jan 7th
Most of Us Have No Idea How Horrific Dying From COVID Really Is

By Kaila Hale-Stern Oct 6th
Everyone’s Got Strong Feelings About the CDC Saying Vaccinated People Can Go Maskless

By Rachel Leishman May 14th
Some Conspiracy Theorists Are So Afraid To Be Around Vaccinated People, They’ve Begun … Wearing Masks & Social Distancing

By Vivian Kane May 12th
Why Does Rand Paul Keep Trying To Come for Dr. Fauci? It Never Goes Well for Him.

By Vivian Kane Mar 19th
It’s Been a Whole Year

By Vivian Kane Mar 11th
“Stop Talking About Dr. Seuss and Start Working With Us!”: Watch Rep. Tim Ryan Unload on GOP Lawmakers

By Vivian Kane Mar 10th
Mitch McConnell Is “Concerned” People Won’t Go Back to Work If They Get Bare-Bones Unemployment and a $1400 Check

By Vivian Kane Mar 5th
An Unfortunately Necessary Reminder That People Who Live in Red States Are Still People

By Vivian Kane Mar 3rd
Texas’ Governor Lifts Mask Mandate, Eliminates Business Restrictions, Is Basically Trying To Murder His Constituents

By Vivian Kane Mar 2nd
Things We Saw Today: The Absolute Most Unfortunate Tattoo To Get Just Before a Pandemic Hits

By Vivian Kane Feb 23rd
Mitch McConnell Wants To Tie $2000 Stimulus Checks To Donald Trump’s Weird Personal Twitter Vendetta

By Vivian Kane Dec 30th
ER Doctor Who Criticized Donald Trump’s Dangerous COVID-19 “Drive-By” Says He’s Been Removed From Hospital’s Schedule

By Vivian Kane Dec 28th
Donald Trump Caves on $2,000 Stimulus Checks After Costing People a Full Week of Unemployment Benefits

By Vivian Kane Dec 28th
Let’s Unpack the Good News & the Bad News of Donald Trump’s Demand for $2,000 Stimulus Checks

By Vivian Kane Dec 23rd
Welp, Thanks To Matt Gaetz for Ruining “Wagon Wheel” for Me

By Vivian Kane Dec 22nd
People Are Rightly Pissed off at This “Three Martini Lunch” Tax Break Republicans Shoved Into the New Stimulus Bill

By Vivian Kane Dec 21st
What Exactly Does Congress Think We Can Do With a $600 Stimulus Check?

By Vivian Kane Dec 18th
Rudy Giuliani Had the Nerve to Offer Some Truly Ignorant COVID-19 Treatment “Advice”

By Vivian Kane Dec 10th
Katie Porter Destroyed Mitch McConnell on Twitter for Hijacking COVID-19 Relief Negotiations

By Vivian Kane Dec 9th