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Can Tropicana’s New Orange Juice Cereal Be Paired With Champagne for Crunchy Mimosas?

By Briana LawrenceApr 28th
Things We Saw Today: These Are Some Cinnamon Toast Crunch Nightmares

By Vivian KaneMar 23rd
The Internet Debates Worst Cereals and Best Mall Stores in Desperate Attempt To Escape From Election Day

By Briana LawrenceNov 3rd
This is Not a Drill: Girl Scout Cookie Cereal is Coming

By Carly LaneOct 24th
DC Comics Artists Will Redesign General Mills “Monster Cereal” Packaging

By Glen TickleAug 7th
This Map Show’s Every State’s Favorite Cereal and the Results Are Surprising

By Glen TickleJul 31st
Knock It off, Tony: Cereal Mascots Designed to Make Eye Contact With Kids

By Carolyn CoxApr 3rd
We Rank the General Mills “Monster Cereals” to Celebrate the Return of Yummy Mummy and Frute Brute

By Glen TickleOct 8th
General Mills Resurrecting Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy This Halloween

By Jared EttingerAug 22nd
“Totes Amazeballs” Cereal Speaks for Itself, Exists

By Eric LimerFeb 22nd
Bowl Separates Milk, Cereal to Avoid Sogginess

By Robert QuigleyApr 12th
The Last Breakfast

By James PlafkeFeb 27th
Athlete’s Cereal Box Accidentally Directs People to Sex Hotline

By SportsGridSep 30th
You Can Buy Bunches of Cereal Marshmallows, Watch Unintentionally Funny Videos

By James PlafkeSep 9th