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Have you been closing cereal the wrong way your whole life? Woman whips out a box of Fruity Pebbles and shows the ‘right’ way

By Melody Heald Feb 16th
Can Tropicana’s New Orange Juice Cereal Be Paired With Champagne for Crunchy Mimosas?

By Briana Lawrence Apr 28th
Things We Saw Today: These Are Some Cinnamon Toast Crunch Nightmares

By Vivian Kane Mar 23rd
The Internet Debates Worst Cereals and Best Mall Stores in Desperate Attempt To Escape From Election Day

By Briana Lawrence Nov 3rd
This is Not a Drill: Girl Scout Cookie Cereal is Coming

By Carly Lane Oct 24th
DC Comics Artists Will Redesign General Mills “Monster Cereal” Packaging

By Glen Tickle Aug 7th
This Map Show’s Every State’s Favorite Cereal and the Results Are Surprising

By Glen Tickle Jul 31st
Knock It off, Tony: Cereal Mascots Designed to Make Eye Contact With Kids

By Carolyn Cox Apr 3rd
We Rank the General Mills “Monster Cereals” to Celebrate the Return of Yummy Mummy and Frute Brute

By Glen Tickle Oct 8th
General Mills Resurrecting Fruit Brute, Yummy Mummy This Halloween

By Jared Ettinger Aug 22nd
“Totes Amazeballs” Cereal Speaks for Itself, Exists

By Eric Limer Feb 22nd
Bowl Separates Milk, Cereal to Avoid Sogginess

By Robert Quigley Apr 12th
The Last Breakfast

By James Plafke Feb 27th
Athlete’s Cereal Box Accidentally Directs People to Sex Hotline

By Robert Quigley Sep 30th
You Can Buy Bunches of Cereal Marshmallows, Watch Unintentionally Funny Videos

By James Plafke Sep 9th