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New The Last Witch Hunter Trailer Confirms Absolute Ridiculousness

By Carolyn Cox Aug 6th
Vin Diesel’s The Last Witch Hunter Beard Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth a Little

By Rebecca Pahle Sep 23rd
Things We Saw Today: The Villains of Guardians of the Galaxy Are Lookin’ Good

By Rebecca Pahle Jun 23rd
Science Says Beards are Only Sexy When Not Everybody Has a Beard

By Victoria McNally Apr 16th
Mayim Bialik Wants to Rub Lotion on Superman for Science

By Glen Tickle Jun 13th
Uplifting Study Confirms Sexiness of Beards, General Magnificence of Men Who Wear Them

By Ian Chant Apr 30th
Bearded Men Kickstart Game About Crumbing Up Beards

By James Plafke Oct 17th
Who’s More of a Man? You or Your Bearded Beer?

By Ted Johnson Jun 28th
Watch These Beards Have Sexual Intercourse [Video]

By James Plafke Apr 20th
Where Do Beards Come From? [Beardographic]

By Eric Limer Apr 4th
Dollar Shave Club Claims to Have Superlative Quality Blades

By Max Eddy Mar 6th
The Best Possible Driver’s License Photo Has Been Taken

By Max Eddy Mar 2nd
Crocheted Viking and Dwarf Beard Helmets are Perfect for Those Without Facial Hair

By Max Eddy Feb 10th
Beware the Beard [Video]

By Max Eddy Jan 23rd
Beardlands: The Many Paths From Bearded to Clean-Shaven

By James Plafke Nov 10th
How to Grow a Beard With Your Magic Beard-Growing Fingers [Video]

By James Plafke Aug 5th
The 2011 World’s Best Beard has Norwegian Flag, Moose

By Max Eddy May 16th
Guy Fits 2,747 Toothpicks in Beard, Sad He Couldn’t Get to 3,000 [Video]

By James Plafke Mar 27th
Guy Grows Beard for One Year, Makes Short Film About It [Video]

By James Plafke Feb 24th
Shave a Beard With Your Fingers, Save the Environment [Video]

By James Plafke Feb 23rd