New The Last Witch Hunter Trailer Confirms Absolute Ridiculousness

Jupiter Ascending, but with more gnarly facial hair.

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The prophecy of the Diesel beard has been fulfilled. A new full trailer for Vin Diesel’s witch-huntin’ movie has finally been released, and it has 100% more baby-Elijah Wood, angry mechanical tree spiders (?), and demonic New York socialites than the previous trailer. Excellent.

(via Coming Soon)

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