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Happy Invertebrate Valentine’s Day, Here are Some Cuttlefish CuttleBoning!

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

By Victoria McNally Jan 28th
According to Scientists, Sex Was Invented In Scotland

By Victoria McNally Oct 20th
Update: Sex Geckos on Russian Space Satellite All Reported Dead

By Victoria McNally Sep 1st
Live Broadcast of Panda Birth Cancelled: Turns Out The Panda Wasn’t Really Pregnant

By Victoria McNally Aug 27th
John Oliver Celebrates Humanity’s Triumph Over Sexy Lizards With #WeGotThoseGeckos

By Carolyn Cox Aug 5th
Russia’s Sexy Space Geckos Memorialized Forever In Fantastic Poster

By Carolyn Cox Jul 31st
Real-Life Headline Alert: Russia Has Lost Control Of a Sex Satellite Filled With Geckos

By Carolyn Cox Jul 25th
Female Florida Manatee Rescued From Sexhaustion After Six-Hour Mating Session

By Carolyn Cox Jun 27th
Horny Frogs Stop at Nothing to Get It On, Use Storm Drains to Make Booty Calls

By Carolyn Cox Jun 6th
Bushcrickets Have Some Of The Kinkiest Sex In The Insect Kingdom

By Sam Maggs Jun 1st
Kill Time In The SDCC Waiting Room By Watching Two Tortoises Bang [VIDEO]

By Sam Maggs Mar 15th
Female Frogs Tricked by Scientists Into Responding to Fake Mating Calls From Robots

By Victoria McNally Jul 17th
Make It Count, Dude: Spider Species Dies After Having Sex

By Ian Chant Jun 19th
How the Chicken Lost Its Penis

By Ian Chant Jun 6th
Aww, They Think They’re People: Male Bats Perform Oral Sex on Females

By Ian Chant Apr 2nd
Male Guppies Hang With Their Ugliest Friends to Improve Their Own Chances of Getting Some

By Ian Chant Feb 13th
Not How That Works! Man Tries to Impregnate Horse, Create Centaur in Worst Possible Way

By Glen Tickle Feb 6th
Unrepentant Florida Donkey Diddler Accepts Plea Deal, Will Continue To Fight For His Right To Donkey Sex

By Ian Chant Dec 17th
Objection! Lawyers For Man Accused Of Donkey Sex Say Anti-Donkey Sex Laws Are Unconstitutional

By Ian Chant Dec 11th