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New York woman’s hangover is so bad that she decides to call 911. It was a controversial move: ‘We have patients that call for a stubbed toe…’

By Dec 27th
‘DOGE isn’t real’: Trump reverses course once again after 9/11 first responders condemn Musk’s gutting of medial treatment funding

By Mar 14th
‘9-1-1’ Season 7 Finale Provides Massive Relief for Bobby Nash Fans

By May 31st
What Does Bobby’s Fate Mean for Peter Krause on ‘9-1-1’?

By May 30th
Cue the Sirens, ‘911’ Is Returning for Season 8

By May 30th
The 10 Very Best ‘9-1-1’ Episodes, Ranked

By May 25th
‘911’ Season 7 Teases a Pivotal Penultimate Episode

By May 20th
‘911’ Season 7 Episode 7 Release Date Confirmed

By May 5th
You Can’t Give Us Buck and Tommy and Then Leave Us Waiting for the Next Episode, ‘911’

By Apr 29th
Here’s When You Can Catch the Premiere of ‘9-1-1’ Season 7 Episode 5

By Apr 8th
The Kiss That Stopped the Fandom: Let’s Talk About Buck and Tommy on ‘911’

By Apr 5th
Things We Saw Today: Please Don’t Watch the New Fifty Shades Freed Trailer

By Sep 11th
Tampa Police Say: Don’t Report Undercooked Waffles To 911

By Feb 27th
Star Wars Gets the 9/11 Truther Treatment With Luke’s Change: An Inside Job Parody [Video]

By Mar 18th
Lolz: FCC Sez W3 Can Text 911 by May 2014 =D

By Dec 7th
Man Calls 911 Five Times to Complain About Broken iPhone

By Nov 14th
FCC Rules All Cellphones Must Have GPS by 2018

By Oct 5th
911 to Allow Texting, Mobile Video

By Nov 23rd