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  1. Monkeys See Their Reflection & Immediately Check Out Their Butts Because of Course They Do

    Monkey see, monkey... ooh that's a fine ass!

    Yes, I know that's a chimpanzee, we have more important things to discuss. Monkeys' love of their own butts.

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  2. Happy New Rears! In 2015, I Want To Be As Skilled At Anything As This Man’s Butt Is At Skipping

    Rump In!

    I'm a firm believer that the way one spends New Year's Day sets a tone for the months to come, so it is with great pleasure that I introduce you to Yi Zhihua, butt skipper extraordinaire.

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  3. Fifty Shades‘ Jamie Dornan Visited a Sex Dungeon and Was a Total Butt About It

    Do not squick another's squee, sir. Especially when that squee is making you bank.

    In a recent interview with Elle, Fifty Shades star and Actor Hero Jamie Dornan revealed that he visited a real-life sex dungeon in preparation for his role as Christian Grey, where he was alternatively grossed-out and bored despite being nicely given some refreshments beforehand. NOT COOL, DUDE.

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  4. Gail Simone Will Make Sure Nightwing’s Butt Gets Featured In Her Convergence Miniseries, For Feminism

    Good. Good choice. Yes.

    The Secret Six and Red Sonja writer also spoke with Comics Alliance about the importance of diversity in comics, her own writing process, and her wonderful experiences working with artists and comic publishers. But c'mon. Like we're not going to lead with butts.

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  5. Why Do Dogs Smell Each Other’s Butts? Because Science.

    The answer is pretty much always "Because science."

    Dogs have a keen sense of smell, much stronger than humans. So why then, do they use that sense of smell to sniff each other's butts? If you've ever been curious about the science of dog butts then Reactions from The American Chemical Society has the video for you. They explain exactly what dogs are sniffing for, and about their secret second dog nose, the Jacobson organ.

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  6. Drax Meets the Guardians of the Galaxy Audience Butt-First In His Character Poster

    Drax & Star-Lord's GotG Posters

    Wow. Gamora: No butt pose. Drax... almost butt pose. Though not as much as Read More
  7. Butt Pose Watch: Gamora’s Character Poster for Guardians of the Galaxy Is Coming For You

    Movies & TV

    And she will mess you up. Look ma, no butt pose! Previously in Guardians of the Galaxy

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  8. Pinterest Hacked to Contain Many Butts

    hold on to your butts

    I mean, probably it was hacked to contain "More Butts," since there were probably already some butts on the site already, but still, over the last couple of days the incidences of butts on the site for some users became alarmingly high.

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  9. Pinterest Hacked and Invaded by Butts

    What if your Pinterest board already had a bunch of butts?

    No. Your Pinterest friends didn't all just suddenly decide they're really into butts. The site was hacked, and the result appears to be a bunch of spam about weight loss and butts. Or maybe your friends just like butts now. Go ahead and ask them. Thanks to groundbreaking legal case Becky v. Mix-a-Lot, they cannot lie about it.

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  10. Winter Soldier Gets The Butt Pose Treatment In The Newest Captain America Poster

    hold on to your butts

    Yes, it's true. From time to time, male actors get featured in the famous "Butt Pose" usually reserved for the ladies. But unlike The Hobbit poster featuring Legolas and Tauriel swapping stances, Captain America: The Winter Soldier's Sebastian Stan gets the pectoral and gluteus maximus emphasis in his new movie poster. Previously in The Butt Pose

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