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Hold On, the Person Who Decides When White House Press Briefings End Is Not Jen Psaki but an ‘AP’ Reporter?

By Vivian KaneMar 10th
Jill Biden Unveils White House Christmas Decor That Isn’t a Waking Nightmare

By Chelsea SteinerNov 29th
It’s 2021 and the White House Is Still Firing People for Using Marijuana

By Chelsea SteinerMar 25th
The Internet Agrees: Despite Major Biden’s ‘Aggressive Behavior’, He Is Still a Very Good Boy

By Chelsea SteinerMar 9th
The Undeniable Power of a Presidential Couple Who Love Each Other

By Chelsea SteinerJan 20th
Melania Roasted for Unveiling White House Tennis Pavilion During Pandemic

By Chelsea SteinerDec 8th
The Internet Mocks Melania’s Last Christmas in the White House

By Chelsea SteinerNov 24th
Trump Orders “Non-Scalable” Wall Surrounding White House Because He’s a Scared Little Man

By Chelsea SteinerNov 3rd
Drainage Issues With Melania’s Rose Garden Are a Metaphor for the Trump Presidency

By Chelsea SteinerSep 8th
Melania Trump Unveils the New White House Rose Garden and Everyone Hates It

By Chelsea SteinerAug 23rd
Don’t Worry, Cartoon Dogs Still Have a Job, Kayleigh

By Rachel LeishmanJul 24th
Major LOL: White House Press Secretary Lies About Obama Aides Leaving Bullying Notes

By Brittany KnupperNov 19th
The Trump Administration and Their Game of Thrones Counterparts

By Chelsea SteinerApr 18th
Melania Wants Us All to “Be Best” This Holiday Season, But I Really Don’t Care. Do You?

By Chelsea SteinerNov 27th
Bob Woodward Has a New Book and Donald Trump Is Not Going to Like It

By Daniella BondarSep 4th
Sure, We Totally Believe Ivanka Trump’s Excuse for Shutting Down Her Clothing Company

By Daniella BondarJul 24th
Exactly One Year After a Sinkhole Opened Up Outside Mar-a-Lago, One Appears on the White House Lawn

By Vivian KaneMay 22nd
Some Philadelphia Eagles Players Will Skip the Customary Visit to the White House

By Charline JaoFeb 5th
Guggenheim Refuses Painting Request, Instead Offers Trump Solid Gold Toilet in Perfect Metaphor

By Dan Van WinkleJan 26th
The White House Is Full Of Undesirable Vermin and the Jokes Write Themselves

By Charline JaoDec 1st