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Katie Zacharia leaves WH press secretary post after 5 days on the job. Then, staff reveal what the president actually said behind closed doors

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 16th
Craig Robinson settles years of speculation regarding his sister Michelle Obama’s political future

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 15th
Kamala Harris tells Keke Palmer the President is terrified of what the American people might find out: ‘Fragile ego’

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 15th
Trump went from calling Kimberly Guilfoyle a ‘friend for a long time’ to saying ‘she was not a member of my family’

By Sanchari Ghosh Oct 15th
Trump’s new press secretary Katie Zacharia baffles everyone when asked which state she passed the bar in

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 14th
Chuck Lorre uses Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage vanity card to troll White House for insulting his brain: ‘I don’t disagree’

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 9th
Fox News hires Karoline Leavitt, cementing the network’s role as a revolving door for Trump’s inner circle

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 6th
Trump’s pick to head ‘Super Intelligence Force’ has zero tech experience, and the move is already rattling Silicon Valley

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 6th
The Big Bang Theory creator Chuck Lorre’s crude attack on Trump and Melania earns him a bizarre White House diagnosis

By Terrina Jairaj Oct 6th
Jon Stewart blasts Trump’s Xi Jinping summit, asking ‘how does America even stay on the map sometimes’ after a dangerous weapons proposal

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 30th
‘You are all welcome’: Pope Leo reaffirms support for a free press when asked about Trump’s media ban

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 26th
Jon Stewart slams White House’s changed ‘door policy’, offering Trump simpler alternatives

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 23rd
‘You shouldn’t be covering me’: Surprised Trump launches another attack at CNN’s Kaitlan Collins at UN

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 23rd
Donald Trump pushed into silence as media giants stage a pool blackout in protest of recent bans on White House access for major media outlets

By Sanchari Ghosh Sep 22nd
‘We have a crisis’: People can’t look away as White House briefing descends into chaos after Trump appears to wake himself with a jolting fart

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 17th
A force of nature has left the Obama household, leaving behind a legacy of White House antics

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 17th
RNC officials silence journalist and Epstein survivors minutes after they pressed a GOP candidate on secret government files

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 12th
In a stunning revelation, Donald Trump reportedly gave Natalie Harp and his female inner circle 6-figure cash gifts: ‘You are all that matters to me’

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 10th
Donald Trump’s own nephew turns on him over his 9/11 aid claims. Then delivers a blistering rebuke: ‘It so offends me that I need to speak’

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 10th
Back for his 4,000th show and Jimmy Kimmel is already poking the bear, signaling a new round of hostilities with the FCC

By Terrina Jairaj Sep 10th