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Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Spencer Pratt’s L.A. Mayor Bid as Straight Out of the ‘Trump Playbook’ but 22% of Voters Are Still Buying It

By Terrina Jairaj May 29th
Pam Bondi’s Cancer Battle Didn’t Stop Trump From Shoving Her Into a Tech Advisory Role Packed With His Billionaire Buddies

By Terrina Jairaj May 28th
The White House Remembered a “Legend” And….Now We Have Another Harambe Meme

By Teresia Gray May 28th
The White House Builds UFC Stage, And Everyone Has The Same Joke

By Teresia Gray May 27th
Trump Turns Deadly White House Shooting Into Another Sales Pitch for His Vanity Project. Truth Is He Has No Clue How Bulletproof Glass Works

By Terrina Jairaj May 26th
Trump’s Taxpayer-Funded Ballroom Hits a Wall as Republicans Admit There’s No Appetite for the Billion-Dollar Boondoggle

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
The White House Yet Again Tweeted Something Gross: “And In This House, Christopher Columbus Is a Hero”

By Myra Drake May 22nd
Trump’s ‘Don-Roe Doctrine’ Just Backfired as Russia Steps in to Save Cuba From His ‘Sanctions Noose’

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
‘He’s a Person I’ve Known for a Long Time’: Don Jr.’s Wedding Becomes Trump’s Latest PR Nightmare as He Whines About Being ‘Killed’ by the Press

By Terrina Jairaj May 22nd
Trump’s Latest White House Project Isn’t a Ballroom. It’s a Helipad to Save the Lawn From His New Helicopter

By Terrina Jairaj May 19th
Drake’s Iceman Cover Gets MAGA Treatment from The White House

By Teresia Gray May 18th
Americans are paying $4.5 a gallon for gas but Trump’s only focus is Iran’s nukes, not your wallet

By Terrina Jairaj May 14th
RFK Jr. sidelined as Trump installs third Surgeon General in two years, this time a critic who mocked his Tylenol warnings

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
Trump swore his gold-plated ballroom would cost nothing but now Republicans want $1B in federal cash to ‘secure’ it

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
‘The bar has changed’: Colbert’s late-night show is ending and Obama suggests that he’d make a better president than one recent occupant

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
Republicans are now demanding $1 billion for Trump ballroom funding

By Vanessa Esguerra May 6th
Secretary of War just silenced a reporter with a wild claim that Trump isn’t Netanyahu’s puppet, then doubled down with a bizarre defense

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
The White House Released a Cursed May the 4th Post, Reminding Us All That Trump Doesn’t Realize He’s the Empire

By Teresia Gray May 4th
Trump’s $400M White House ballroom just got a GOP lifeline and some Democrats might be on board

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump’s ‘Ice Maiden’ enforcer Susie Wiles finally steps into the light and her first X post is pure damage control

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st