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In a stunning twist, the head of ICE is being deported from his own job

By Apr 19th
Federal judge slams Trump’s national security excuse for 90,000 sq.ft. White House ballroom as downright absurd

By Apr 17th
‘They don’t know what they’re talking about’: Trump’s border czar dares Pope Leo to walk a mile in his bloodstained boots

By Apr 16th
Trump-loyalist Vance sees no problem in telling the Pope to ‘stick to matters of morality’ while he continues to promote his own book on Catholicism

By Apr 15th
Trump’s White House DoorDash grandma accused of being ‘staged’

By Apr 14th
President Trump Takes His Bad Food Habits to a New Level: DoorDashing McDonald’s to the White House

By Apr 14th
Trump’s hyped $1,000 tax bonanza claim crashes and burns, leaving everyday Americans with an embarrassingly small sum

By Apr 8th
‘Made a promise’: Gavin Newsom exposes the most shameless lie Trump ever fed to the American people

By Apr 8th
Donald Trump delivers a bizarre message that somehow manages to be even weirder than expected

By Apr 8th
In a stunning twist, Donald Trump is blaming one of his most loyal staff for bad publicity

By Apr 3rd
Attorney General Pam Bondi gets the boot as Trump adds another name to his firing spree

By Apr 3rd
Why Has the White House Social Media Accounts Turned to Meme Posting? You’re Official Government Accounts

By Apr 2nd
‘So gross and corrupt’: Marjorie Taylor Greene just blasted Donald Trump for selling a pardon for $1 million

By Apr 1st
‘Wasteful Spending’: Donald Trump spends $200M on golf, while GOP guts cancer research and begs for another $200B to bomb Middle East

By Mar 31st
‘GOP will lose in November’: Donald Trump bulldozes reality as cost of basic food has jumped over 30%, yet he insists otherwise

By Mar 30th
‘Can you arrest’: The White House is busy riffing on a porn site, while Thomas Massie reminds them about Epstein’s buddies

By Mar 30th
‘A circus’: French Senator rips into Trump’s White House for its obsession with waging war

By Mar 27th
Karoline Leavitt rips Iran with a terrifying threat, but Trump himself just contradicted everything

By Mar 26th
Trump just resurrected a monument toppled by a mob and the defiant warning he issued is tearing the country apart

By Mar 24th
As Iran war rages, White House ignores Ukraine’s game-changing drone proposal

By Mar 14th