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‘Apparently you despise her’: White House responds after French politician demands the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty

By Mar 17th
‘We make the facts’: White House denies media access to an AP reporter over ‘Gulf of America’ spat

By Feb 14th
‘You’ve all been conned’: Elon Musk destroyed for allegedly having White House office space

By Jan 15th
Conservatives Are Bizarrely Triggered by Jill Biden’s White House Christmas Video

By Dec 14th
Biden Had the Only Appropriate Response When Asked About a Potential Trump Pardon

By May 30th
‘WeddingGate’ Is the Stupidest White House Non-Scandal Imaginable

By Nov 23rd
Fox News Is Now Criticizing the Bidens for Caring TOO Much About Christmas

By Nov 22nd
I Can’t Stop Thinking About the Official White House Obama Portraits

By Sep 13th
White House Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night

By Aug 26th
Hold On, the Person Who Decides When White House Press Briefings End Is Not Jen Psaki but an ‘AP’ Reporter?

By Mar 10th
Jill Biden Unveils White House Christmas Decor That Isn’t a Waking Nightmare

By Nov 29th
It’s 2021 and the White House Is Still Firing People for Using Marijuana

By Mar 25th
The Internet Agrees: Despite Major Biden’s ‘Aggressive Behavior’, He Is Still a Very Good Boy

By Mar 9th
The Undeniable Power of a Presidential Couple Who Love Each Other

By Jan 20th
Melania Roasted for Unveiling White House Tennis Pavilion During Pandemic

By Dec 8th
The Internet Mocks Melania’s Last Christmas in the White House

By Nov 24th
Trump Orders “Non-Scalable” Wall Surrounding White House Because He’s a Scared Little Man

By Nov 3rd
Drainage Issues With Melania’s Rose Garden Are a Metaphor for the Trump Presidency

By Sep 8th
Melania Trump Unveils the New White House Rose Garden and Everyone Hates It

By Aug 23rd
Don’t Worry, Cartoon Dogs Still Have a Job, Kayleigh

By Jul 24th