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Americans are paying $4.5 a gallon for gas but Trump’s only focus is Iran’s nukes, not your wallet

By Terrina Jairaj May 14th
RFK Jr. sidelined as Trump installs third Surgeon General in two years, this time a critic who mocked his Tylenol warnings

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
Trump swore his gold-plated ballroom would cost nothing but now Republicans want $1B in federal cash to ‘secure’ it

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
‘The bar has changed’: Colbert’s late-night show is ending and Obama suggests that he’d make a better president than one recent occupant

By Terrina Jairaj May 7th
Republicans are now demanding $1 billion for Trump ballroom funding

By Vanessa Esguerra May 6th
Secretary of War just silenced a reporter with a wild claim that Trump isn’t Netanyahu’s puppet, then doubled down with a bizarre defense

By Terrina Jairaj May 6th
The White House Released a Cursed May the 4th Post, Reminding Us All That Trump Doesn’t Realize He’s the Empire

By Teresia Gray May 4th
Trump’s $400M White House ballroom just got a GOP lifeline and some Democrats might be on board

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump’s ‘Ice Maiden’ enforcer Susie Wiles finally steps into the light and her first X post is pure damage control

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Artemis II crew gets a White House welcome. Then Trump hijacks the moment to claim he’s ‘physically very good’ for space

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
The White House rapid-response team is hyping Trump’s endorsement to rename ICE so every reporter has to call them NICE agents

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
Shots Were Fired at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 27th
The White House honey program just got a major upgrade and the new beehive hides a surprising design twist

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 27th
Arizona senator is pushing to drag Jared Kushner under oath for running US foreign policy like a personal business venture

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
‘This man has the IQ of a garden gnome’: This Joe Rogan moment from his visit to the White House is going viral for all the right reasons

By Sanchari Ghosh Apr 20th
In a stunning twist, the head of ICE is being deported from his own job

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 19th
Federal judge slams Trump’s national security excuse for 90,000 sq.ft. White House ballroom as downright absurd

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 17th
‘They don’t know what they’re talking about’: Trump’s border czar dares Pope Leo to walk a mile in his bloodstained boots

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 16th
Trump-loyalist Vance sees no problem in telling the Pope to ‘stick to matters of morality’ while he continues to promote his own book on Catholicism

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 15th
Trump’s White House DoorDash grandma accused of being ‘staged’

By Vanessa Esguerra Apr 14th