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Donald Trump Declares the US Doesn’t Need Troops in Iraq Anymore. Unveils a New Kind of Partnership

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 16th
White House Aides Reveal Trump Is Fuming as Taylor Swift’s Wedding Overshadows His America 250 Event, Leading to a Bizarre Demand for Retribution

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 7th
After Pushing for Donald Trump-Branded Passports, the White House Is Now Stamping Freedom 250 Logos on Social Security Cards for 2026 Babies

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 5th
Trump Just Routed a $500 Million Ballroom Contract Through a Private Loophole, Dodging Federal Oversight and Public Scrutiny

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 3rd
Calling Him a Loser, Biden Criticizes the Lengths Trump Went to for His Personal Legacy in DC While the Public Was Left Footing the Bill

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 2nd
Maggie Haberman Reveals Why JD Vance’s Vocal Dissent on Iran Pushed Him to the Edge of Trump’s Inner Circle

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 1st
The White House Is Already Eyeing a 2038 World Cup Return, Sparking Debate Over Whether the US Can Ignore the Current Host Nation Controversies

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 29th
Stephen Miller Just Labeled Democratic Primary Wins a Cancer, Yet He Is Ignoring the Massive Internal Rift Tearing His Own Party Apart

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 26th
White House Lashes Out at Jim Acosta After He Debunked Trump’s Pool Vandalism Claims at the Lincoln Memorial

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 26th
National Guard Troops Are Now Patrolling the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, Threatening to Detain Anyone Who Touches the Water

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 24th
White House Staffers Are Scrambling to Keep Trump Away From World Cup Matches to Avoid a Humiliating New Fan Trend

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 23rd
Hunter Biden Claims the White House Isn’t a Modern-Day Colosseum, but He Still Wants to Settle His Feud With Don Jr. In a Ring

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 22nd
Taxpayers Are on the Hook for Another Half-Million in Reflecting Pool Costs, Even as Interior Struggles to Justify the Ballooning Price Tag

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
The Secret Service Is Mad Kash Patel Torpedoed an Ongoing Drone Plot Investigation With a Premature Social Media Post

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
Barack and Michelle Obama Fill Their New Chicago Center With A-List Stars While Pointedly Excluding a Familiar Political Rival

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 19th
MAGA Heads Really Want Us to Care About the UFC Freedom 250: “We’re Witnessing the End of the Left in Realtime”

By Sandeep Sandhu Jun 15th
The Trump Administration Is Beefing With The Weather Channel Now

By Teresia Gray Jun 15th
Ariana Grande Joins the Long List of Artists Telling Trump to Stop Using Their Tracks to Glamorize Mass Deportations

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 15th
‘United Nations of Fighting’: Marco Rubio Inks a Deal With UFC for South Lawn Matches, but the $60 Million Price Tag Is Fueling a Legal Firestorm

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 12th
Federal Rules Were Quietly Bypassed to Turn Lincoln Memorial Into a UFC Stage, but a Last-Ditch Lawsuit Might Kill the Party Before the First Punch

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 9th