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Conservatives Are Trying to Boycott a ‘Star Wars’ Movie Mark Hamill Is Not In

By Terrina Jairaj May 11th
‘I would have an absolute panic attack’: Riders forced to climb down Six Flags’ tallest roller coaster after it suddenly stops mid-loop

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Trump’s ‘Ice Maiden’ enforcer Susie Wiles finally steps into the light and her first X post is pure damage control

By Terrina Jairaj May 1st
Hakeem Jeffries mocks Donald Trump’s team for whining after he turned their own words against them

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
Gavin Newsom just blasted Kid Rock for a taxpayer-funded joyride that cost more than a small country’s defense budget

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
MTG catches Donald Trump begging for the same spy powers he called tyranny when Obama had them

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 29th
Secret Service detains gunman Cole Allen. But the real debate is whether the shooting was all a set-up to spike Trump’s dwindling poll numbers

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
The White House rapid-response team is hyping Trump’s endorsement to rename ICE so every reporter has to call them NICE agents

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
Justice Department finally admits defeat in bogus probe of Fed Chair Powell, but the real scandal is who’s replacing him

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
‘I could go on’: Stephen King just listed presidents who got shot but Congress still can’t pass a gun law

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 28th
JetBlue’s hidden pricing trick just got exposed and passengers are suing after discovering what the airline knows about them

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 24th
Trump’s Truth Social post about ‘killing’ Iranian factions just handed Iran the perfect propaganda win

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 24th
Billy Batson Would Continue to Be Disappointed in Zachary Levi, Who Aligned Himself with J.K. Rowling

By Myra Drake Apr 24th
‘We fought this effort with money’: Mike Johnson can’t hide how much he despises Democrats for winning Virginia

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Georgia Republican just exposed Donald Trump funneling another $500 million to a corporation while Americans drown in debt

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Brother finds out who posted his sister’s nudes. Then realized the guy was standing right behind him: ‘smack him good’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 23rd
‘We still give them billions’: Marjorie Taylor Greene is shocked Israel is challenging America’s hegemony

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 22nd
A realtor unlocked a woman’s apartment door and walked in on her undressed. Then had the nerve to stand there: ‘I just need 5 minutes’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st
Netanyahu comes to Twitter real quick after IDF soldier smashes the head of a Jesus statue: ‘All religions flourish in our land’

By Terrina Jairaj Apr 21st