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JetBlue’s hidden pricing trick just got exposed and passengers are suing after discovering what the airline knows about them

By Apr 24th
Trump’s Truth Social post about ‘killing’ Iranian factions just handed Iran the perfect propaganda win

By Apr 24th
Billy Batson Would Continue to Be Disappointed in Zachary Levi, Who Aligned Himself with J.K. Rowling

By Apr 24th
‘We fought this effort with money’: Mike Johnson can’t hide how much he despises Democrats for winning Virginia

By Apr 23rd
Georgia Republican just exposed Donald Trump funneling another $500 million to a corporation while Americans drown in debt

By Apr 23rd
Brother finds out who posted his sister’s nudes. Then realized the guy was standing right behind him: ‘smack him good’

By Apr 23rd
Trump promised peace in the Gulf but delivered chaos. Now Iran’s Revolutionary Guard is hijacking ships under his ‘ceasefire’

By Apr 23rd
‘We still give them billions’: Marjorie Taylor Greene is shocked Israel is challenging America’s hegemony

By Apr 22nd
A realtor unlocked a woman’s apartment door and walked in on her undressed. Then had the nerve to stand there: ‘I just need 5 minutes’

By Apr 21st
Netanyahu comes to Twitter real quick after IDF soldier smashes the head of a Jesus statue: ‘All religions flourish in our land’

By Apr 21st
‘The survivors deserve justice’: Jasmine Crockett isn’t letting Pam Bondi off the hook just because she’s been fired

By Apr 16th
‘I will be back’: Candace Owens loads up for her biggest attack on Donald Trump yet, after being called low IQ

By Apr 11th
Married woman blindsided as her husband learns about her job. So, she jumps from 2nd-floor

By Apr 10th
Don’t Worry, 5 Seasons in and Men Still Miss the Point of ‘The Boys’

By Apr 10th
Barbra Streisand reminds the world that Trump’s lies are for the gullible — and plenty are still falling for it

By Apr 10th
Ben Shapiro Thinks Americans Complaining About the Cost of Living Should Leave. So Now We Are Too Poor to Be American?

By Apr 9th
Poster boy for inflammatory rhetoric, Randy Fine proposes absurd cure for America’s affordability crisis

By Apr 9th
Stephen King predicted a leader like Donald Trump in The Dead Zone, and warns the clock is ticking: ‘now I’m saying this’

By Apr 9th
New York’s Government Is Really Obsessed With Tweeting About Filling Up Potholes

By Apr 8th
‘This must stop’: Even Mark Kelly is shocked as Donald Trump goes further than anyone thought

By Apr 8th