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Elon Musk Comes Out as Republican, Surprising No One

By Chelsea SteinerMay 18th
Jordan Peterson Booed Off Twitter After Bullying Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model

By Chelsea SteinerMay 17th
Lists of What To Watch Before ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’ Sure Got Weird Fast!

By Rachel LeishmanMay 5th
I’m in Love With This New ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ Art Meme Where Everyone Goes to the Mall

By Briana LawrenceMay 3rd
Roger Stone Thought He Could Come Back To Twitter Because of Elon Musk, Was Immediately Re-Banned

By Vivian KaneApr 28th
Elon Musk Just Gave Us a Clearer Look at What He Means by ‘Free Speech’ and It’s Awful

By Vivian KaneApr 27th
Tucker Carlson Tried To Make It Look Like Elon Musk Let Him Back Onto Twitter, a Thing That Did Not Happen

By Vivian KaneApr 26th
Michael Caine Took One Look at What Was Happening on Twitter and Said “No Thanks” And Twitter Loved It

By Rachel LeishmanApr 26th
Elon Musk Buys Twitter and Twitter Users Obviously Have Some Thoughts

By Vivian KaneApr 25th
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Escalates His Attack on Disney, Now Also Lashing Out at Twitter

By Vivian KaneApr 20th
The Internet Is Loving On Taika Waititi After the ‘Thor: Love and Thunder’ Trailer

By Rachel LeishmanApr 19th
Things We Saw Today: Incredible Zillow Listing Welcomes You To ‘Poundtown’

By Vivian KaneApr 18th
Things We Saw Today: You Need To See Nic Cage Reading Tweets About Him

By Rachel LeishmanApr 14th
Elon Musk Takes Megalomania To New Heights With Demand That He Be Able To Buy 100% of Twitter

By Vivian KaneApr 14th
Things We Saw Today: These Memes are Getting Us All Canceled

By Rachel LeishmanApr 7th
What Movie Deserved a Best Picture Win That Had Zero Nominations?

By Rachel LeishmanApr 5th
A Bad Tweet Just Got a UK Man Sentenced To 150 Hours Community Service

By Vivian KaneApr 1st
Why Did Mark Hamill Change His Twitter Username?

By D.R. MedlenMar 22nd
New Meme Asks the Most Important Question: Fish, Mermaid, or Donkey?

By Chelsea SteinerMar 19th
Pringles’ Twitter Account Is Being Spammed With Bizarre Donkey Kong ‘Cock Blast’ Meme

By Briana LawrenceMar 15th