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Thank You Ocean Gods, the Shark Week of Our Dreams Is Coming

By D.R. Medlen May 17th
What Shark Are You (Based on Your Zodiac Sign)?

By Madeline Carpou Jul 24th
10 Gnarly Facts About Sharks for Shark Week 2022

By Madeline Carpou Jul 23rd
Giveaway: Sweet Shark Swag to Celebrate Shark Week

By Teresa Jusino Jul 3rd
Discovery Says to Hell With Moderation, Changes Shark Week to “Summer of the Shark”

By Carolyn Cox Jan 29th
Things We Saw Today: Who Needs Hogsmeade, Oreo May Have A Butterbeer Flavor

By Carolyn Cox Aug 14th
Discovery Is Misleading Scientists To Be Interviewed for Shark Week Pseudoscience

By Glen Tickle Aug 12th
The Mary Sue Giveaway: We Want to Give YOU Shark Week Cupcakes!

By Susana Polo Aug 11th
Discovery’s Shark Week Will Kick Off With Another Bullshit “Documentary” Instead of Real Science

By Glen Tickle Jul 16th
#CrushItLikeQuint With Jaws Beer Can Re-Release

By Glen Tickle Aug 18th
5 Creatures That Would Make Perfect Subjects For Fake Discovery Channel Documentaries

By Victoria McNally Aug 12th
The Best of Real Shark Scientist David Shiffman’s Ask Me Anything Reddit Thread So Far

By Victoria McNally Aug 9th
Got Actual Shark Questions? Ask Real Live Scientist David Shiffman In Tomorrow’s AMA

By Victoria McNally Aug 8th
Watch Tara Reid Vaguely Attempt To Explain How Sharks Work For Discovery Channel [Video]

By Victoria McNally Aug 8th
Somebody Found a Dead Shark On a Queens-Bound NYC Subway Last Night

By Victoria McNally Aug 7th
Here are Some Actual Facts About Megalodon Since The Discovery Channel Won’t Give You Any

By Victoria McNally Aug 6th
It’s Shark Week – Here’s A Cat, In A Shark Costume, Riding A Roomba.

By Brooke Jaffe Aug 6th
Internet Officially Mad at Shark Week for Airing a Fake Megalodon Documentary

By Victoria McNally Aug 5th
To Celebrate The End of Shark Week, Here’s The Best/Worst Hollywood Shark Attacks

By Jill Pantozzi Aug 18th
A Song About Discovery Channel’s Shark Week By Marian Call

By Jill Pantozzi Aug 7th