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She Leaves H&M Disgusted After Stepping Foot on Human Poop. The Store’s Response Doesn’t Add Up: ‘Like What Is Wrong With Y’all?’

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 28th
Ohio Woman Didn’t Believe That Her Fiancé Doesn’t Flush the Toilet. And Then She Finds ‘Dookies’ Unflushed in Their Shared Home.

By Vanessa Esguerra Jun 30th
‘Tears of the Kingdom’: Wait … Korok Seeds Are WHAT?

By Kirsten Carey Jun 1st
Facts I Wish I Didn’t Know: Apparently 12% of You Poop in the Shower

By Brooke Pollock Apr 18th
Netflix’s True Crime Mockumentary Masterpiece American Vandal Just Dropped a Surprise Season 2 Trailer

By Vivian Kane Aug 21st
NASA’s “Space Poop Challenge” Ends, Possibly Ending Diaper-Wearing Era for Astronauts

By Jessica Lachenal Feb 16th
Patrick Stewart Gears Up for the Role of a Lifetime: The “Poop” Emoji in The Emoji Movie

By Maddy Myers Jan 18th
This Dino Poop Scene Was Cut from Jurassic World Because It Was Utter Shit

By Carolyn Cox Oct 20th
Things We Saw Today: 3-D Armor Dresses and Underwear for Your Everyday Battles

By Carolyn Cox Mar 27th
Things We Saw Today: Tom Felton Makes A Kim Kardashian Hair Change All About Draco

By Alanna Bennett Mar 7th
You Can Make $13,000 a Year by Selling Your Poop!

By Dan Van Winkle Feb 9th
Giant Sperm Whale Unleashes Secret Defense Technique “Poonado” on Photographers

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 28th
Bill Gates Will Make Us All Drink Poop Water for Science, Starting With Jimmy Fallon

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 22nd
Things We Saw Today: Santaur

By Susana Polo Dec 1st
Little Girl’s “Let Me Poop” Frozen Cover Is the Most Inspiring Thing I’ve Seen All Week

By Carolyn Cox Oct 3rd
Dulcolax Drops an Ad With Poop People in Butt Jail

By Glen Tickle Jul 26th
Slide Into a Giant Toilet in Tokyo’s New Toilet Science Exhibit

By Dan Van Winkle Jul 7th
FDA Is Causing Poop Transplants to Get All Backed Up

By Dan Van Winkle Jun 27th
Fossilized Neanderthal Poop Gives Clues to Early Diets

By Glen Tickle Jun 26th
Things We Saw Today: Resisting This Borg Eye Patch Is Futile

By Carolyn Cox Jun 20th