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Someone Call PETA: Mario Is Torturing Animals Again in Realistic Mario

By Dan Van WinkleJun 4th
Our Friend Bill Nye Makes It Weird With Pete Holmes on You Made It Weird

By Glen TickleMay 28th
Sherlock Is Much Funnier When Sherlock Sucks at Deduction

By Dan Van WinkleMay 14th
The Pete Holmes Show’s Street Fighter Red Tape Finally Brings in Guile

By Victoria McNallyMay 2nd
Realistic Mario Is Back to Show You What Happens When You Just Start Dropping Through Random Pipes

By Dan Van WinkleMay 2nd
Realistic Mario Reminds You Not to Try Breaking Bricks With Your Head at Home

By Dan Van WinkleApr 10th
Pete Holmes Has Some Bad News for Ken in Latest Street Fighter: Red Tape Sketch

By Glen TickleApr 1st
Kumail Nanjiani Plays Dhalsim in Latest Pete Holmes Show “Street Fighter: Red Tape” Sketch

By Glen TickleMar 26th
Pete Holmes Denies Vega’s Equipment Request in Street Fighter: Red Tape

By Glen TickleMar 4th
Pete Holmes Grills Ryu Before Street Fighter Tournament in New Sketch

By Glen TickleFeb 18th
Cyclops Is Toast In The Latest “Ex-Men” Short From Pete Holmes

By Sam MaggsDec 29th
Storm Has No Time For Professor X’s Attitude, Is Now Also An “Ex”-Man

By Sam MaggsDec 7th
Rogue’s Inability to Remember Not to Touch Anyone Gets Her Fired from the X-Men [Video]

By Dan Van WinkleDec 5th
We Were Wrong: Pete Holmes Totally Has the Budget to Fire Nightcrawler

By Glen TickleNov 29th
Professor X Fires Iceman, His Warpath Continues [Video]

By Dan Van WinkleNov 22nd
Pete Holmes Has Heard Your Pleas, Fires Jubilee in Latest “Ex-Men” Short [Video]

By Victoria McNallyNov 19th
Pete Holmes’ “Ex-Men” Series Tackles The Mutant Conundrum That Is Angel [Video]

By Victoria McNallyNov 14th
Professor X Fires Wolverine in New Sketch by Pete Holmes

By Glen TickleOct 15th
Ben Affleck-As-Batman Stars in Good Will Hunting [VIDEO]

By Rebecca PahleSep 12th