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Someone Call PETA: Mario Is Torturing Animals Again in Realistic Mario

Game over, man. Game over.
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Published: Jun 4, 2014 12:38 pm

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Here it is, subjects of the Mushroom Kingdom: your lastĀ Realistic Marioā€”probably.Ā The Pete Holmes Show will sadly be no more after it finishes its current run on June 19th, but they managed to give Realistic Mario one more extra life before it disappears forever into the bottomless pit of dead TV shows.

This time around, Mario plays the bad guy as he learns that he’s not the only one to meet a horrible fate at the hands of realism. Koopas have feelings, too.

(via UPROXX, image Pete Holmes via YouTube)

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Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>