Someone Call PETA: Mario Is Torturing Animals Again in Realistic Mario
Game over, man. Game over.
Jun 4th, 2014, 12:38 pm
Here it is, subjects of the Mushroom Kingdom: your last Realistic Mario—probably. The Pete Holmes Show will sadly be no more after it finishes its current run on June 19th, but they managed to give Realistic Mario one more extra life before it disappears forever into the bottomless pit of dead TV shows.
This time around, Mario plays the bad guy as he learns that he’s not the only one to meet a horrible fate at the hands of realism. Koopas have feelings, too.
(via UPROXX, image Pete Holmes via YouTube)
- Luigi’s death stare is the best part of Mario Kart 8
- Realistic Mario also taught us that dinosaurs will eat everyone you care about
- Street Fighter Red Tape is another great Pete Holmes Show sketch
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