comScore

Rogue’s Inability to Remember Not to Touch Anyone Gets Her Fired from the X-Men [Video]

Feel free to console her, but be sure to steer clear of hugs.

We love jokes about things that we enjoy, and Pete Holmes has capitalized on this by hilariously firing each of the X-Men as Professor X. Turns out Professor X really doesn’t like dealing with high insurance premiums caused by Rogue repeatedly hurting everyone. It’s wish time, and if your wish is to watch Rogue get fired, it’s Christmas.

(via Pete Holmes on YouTube)

Meanwhile in related links

Have a tip we should know? tips@themarysue.com

Filed Under:

Follow The Mary Sue:

Dan is a video game modding hobbyist and secret ninja who lives in North Carolina with his wife, Lisa Brown, and his dog, Liz Lemon, both of whom are the best.