Realistic Mario Reminds You Not to Try Breaking Bricks With Your Head at Home
Eating strange plants to shoot fire out of your hands probably isn't advisable, either.
Pete Holmes really likes to take our favorite things and point out the silly conceits we make for our suspension of disbelief, so now he wants to show us what Mario Bros. would be like in the real world. I mean, he’s big Mario, so he clearly took some shrooms, which might explain why he thinks he can break bricks with his head to get gold coins.
- Pete Holmes also has some qualms about the reality of Vega’s claw fighting style
- He fired a bunch of the X-Men for being ridiculous, too
- Here’s a much weirder version of realistic Mario Bros.
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