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Pete Holmes Has Heard Your Pleas, Fires Jubilee in Latest “Ex-Men” Short [Video]

Once again, we're going to put in a bid for Dazzler.

Pete Holmes has been doing this thing on his TV show where he dresses up as Professor X and fires all the X-Men who he thinks don’t have cool enough powers. Naturally, such an undertaking cannot be accomplished without addressing Jubilee’s unusual “plasmoid” display. It’s not exactly as cool as shooting lasers out of your eyes, after all.

On a side note, Pete’s impression of dubstep is pretty spot-on. We would pay good money to see him take that on the road with a fireworks display from Jubilee behind him.

(via Pete Holmes on Twitter)

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