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HBO Max’s ‘Minx’ Offers a Savvy and Silly Look at Sexuality in the ’70s

By Mar 20th
There’s a Danish Kid’s Show About a Man With a Massively Long Penis. What? Why?

By Jan 8th
Researchers Find Erect Daddy Longlegs Penis Preserved in Amber for the First Time Ever

By Feb 2nd
Chemical Pollution Might Be Weakening Polar Bear Penises

By Jan 28th
Science Says Lizard Penises Evolve at an Astounding Rate, Are Essentially Pokémon

By Jan 13th
Things We Saw Today: Hasbro’s Replacement Play-Doh Penis Toy

By Dec 31st
An Update: Play-Doh Is Redesigning The “Extruder” Toy That Looks Like a Penis

By Dec 30th
Penis-Shaped Play-Doh Toy Ruins Christmas for Uptight People Everywhere

By Dec 30th
Baby Born From A Transplanted Womb For First Time; Lab-Grown Penises May Soon Be Tested On Humans

By Oct 6th
Mental Floss Video Examines 20 Commonly-Held Misconceptions About Sex

By Jul 9th
Enter to Win a A Limited Edition Collector’s “Package” of Penis Museum Documentary The Final Member

By Jun 17th
Tech Perverts, Your Dreams Have Come True: You Can Now Design And 3D Print Your Own Dildo

By Jun 6th
While Filming Nude Wolverine Scene, Hugh Jackman Almost Lost His Little Cyclops

By May 2nd
A Guy Saved His Pet Tortoise With a Crowdfunded Penis Amputation

By Apr 22nd
Scientists Discover Female Insects With “Inflatable,” Spiny Penis

By Apr 17th
Documentary About World’s Only Penis Museum Is Reportedly a Tearjerker

By Mar 26th
So Here’s An Interesting Thing About NASA Spacesuits And Penis Sleeve Sizes

By Mar 23rd
Man Draws 365 Dick Doodles for His Wife

By Feb 24th
The Oscar Statue Gets a Bit More Anatomically Correct in This Sketch From Above Average

By Feb 21st
Relax, Everyone, Female Sea Snails Are No Longer Growing Penises Due to Harmful Chemicals. Situation Normal

By Jan 15th