The Oscar Statue Gets a Bit More Anatomically Correct in This Sketch From Above Average

Count how many times they say "penis."

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Did you know the Oscar statue had a penis until the 1950s? Okay, that’s not actually true, but it’s the premise for this sketch from Above Average. In it, SNL’s Tim Robinson plays a sculptor who is finally restoring the Oscar statue to its full, penis-having splendor… because of reasons?

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