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John Fetterman Trolls Dr. Oz With Perfect Geography-Based TikTok

By Vivian KaneSep 4th
Pointing Out Dr. Oz’s New Jersey Roots Isn’t Xenophobic, but Republican Response to Him Has Been

By Alyssa ShotwellAug 18th
Pissed Off and Pro-Choice, Women Are Running for Office in Record-Breaking Numbers

By Marykate JasperNov 6th
Female Cop Being Punished For Her Dominatrix Past? Gross. Sensationalized Reporting of It? Also Gross.

By Teresa JusinoJun 16th
Things We Saw Today: Darth Vader and Yoda Seen Flying Over New Jersey

By Teresa JusinoJul 24th
Princess The Football-Predicting Camel Has Passed Away, We Might As Well Cancel The Super Bowl

By Carolyn CoxJan 17th
You Can Gamble Online as Long as You Live in New Jersey [Updating]

By Glen TickleNov 26th
How Come Nobody But New Jersey Calls the Night Before Halloween “Mischief Night?”

By Victoria McNallyOct 30th
Things We Saw Today: Wrap Boba Fett Around Your Little Finger With This Ring

By Rebecca PahleOct 11th
The “Testicle-Biting Fish” Has Been Spotted Again, This Time In New Jersey

By Victoria McNallySep 25th
Now If You Text Someone Who’s Driving in NJ, You Could Be Held Liable If They Crash

By Victoria McNallyAug 30th
Things We Saw Today: Crafty His Dark Materials Fan Turns a Pocket Watch Into An Alethiometer

By Rebecca PahleAug 19th
New Jersey Bars Busted Selling Rubbing Alcohol and Dirty Water as Top Shelf Booze

By Ian ChantMay 24th
Fact: Batman Is From New Jersey

By Jill PantozziFeb 26th
I Wanna Go Fast: New Jersey Gas Stations Accidentally Pump Cars Full of Jet Fuel

By Rollin BishopDec 11th
Chris Christie Refuses to Talk About Twinkies By Saying Twinkies Four Times in Under One Minute

By Glen TickleNov 16th
Hurricane Sandy Leaves New Jersey Liquor Lovers High and Dry

By Rollin BishopNov 9th
New Jersey Allows Voting by Email and Fax, Smoke Signal Still Not Available

By Rollin BishopNov 4th
Thomas Edison’s Dry Cleaning Bill to Run $20,000

By Ian ChantAug 28th
NJ Court Rules Anyone Can Look At Your Email If You’re Already Logged In

By Eric LimerJul 6th