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Jesse Watters spirals into a meltdown after learning that Mamdani appointed an all-women transition team

By Nov 6th
Jesse Watters says AOC ‘wants to sleep with’ Stephen Miller, all because she mocked his height

By Oct 8th
‘Someone call his mother’: So, Jesse Watters wants to bomb the UN because Trump had to climb stairs

By Sep 24th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters finally roasts himself… over Trump?

By Apr 10th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters has yet another weird take on women…

By Apr 9th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters creepily comments on Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends

By Apr 8th
Fox News hosts mock a gay deportee in cruel display of homophobia

By Apr 7th
‘She was thin and had a nice face’: Fox News’ Jesse Watters’ gross remarks about Elon Musk’s ex-girlfriends are pretty misogynistic

By Apr 7th
‘Just a gay barber’: Fox News hosts heartlessly mocks deported immigrant in disgusting show of homophobia

By Apr 4th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters insulted Val Kilmer’s legacy with one small mistake

By Apr 3rd
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to ‘burn bridges’ with Denmark for a pointless reason

By Apr 3rd
Fox News’ Jesse Watters wants to know if astronauts ‘hooked up,’ and it’s getting weird

By Apr 1st
Fox News’ Jesse Watters blames catfishing for a major security breach

By Mar 28th
Oh good, Fox News’ Jesse Watters is downplaying a major security breach

By Mar 26th
Fox News’ Jesse Watters finds drinking from straws to be ‘effeminate’

By Mar 22nd
Oh, great, Fox News’ Jesse Watters determines who’s a ‘real man’ now

By Mar 20th
‘It’s embarrassing’: A Fox News host melts down over the most ridiculous reason

By Jan 25th
‘I want to quench my imperialist thirst’: A Fox News host suggests why MAGAs want Canada

By Jan 9th
‘The hypocrisy of MAGA’: A Fox News host pushes back against January 6th pardons

By Dec 6th
‘I just think it’s unfair’: Fox News host blasted for his creepy comments about women on air

By Dec 4th