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We Took on the Impossible Job of Ranking the Cutest, Most Loveable Cow Squishmallows

By Siobhan Ball Feb 24th
Russian Farm Put Cows in the Matrix to Lower Their Anxiety and Send Mine Through the Roof

By Dan Van Winkle Nov 27th
You Can Tell A Cows’ Emootions By Checking The Temperature Of Their Nose, Animal Welfare Group Says

By Victoria McNally Jan 23rd
MEAT CUTE: French Farmer Starts Online Dating Site for Cows

By Carolyn Cox Jan 2nd
Very Important Scientific Study: Cows Hate the Sound of Cowbells

By Victoria McNally Sep 28th
Farmer Proves Cattle Love Lorde and Trombone

By Glen Tickle Aug 5th
Listen to Sir Patrick Stewart Moo like a Cow in Several Accents, Because Some Days Life Gives You Little Gifts

By Dan Van Winkle Dec 31st
Cows Engineered to Be Born Without Horns, Will Soon Just Emerge From Womb as Burgers

By Ian Chant Apr 29th
Bricks Made Of Cow’s Blood Could Be The Future’s Most Terrifying Building Material

By Ian Chant Oct 26th
Swiss Cows to Send Texts When They’re in Heat, Probably Still Qualifies as Sexting

By Rollin Bishop Oct 8th
Farmer Replaces Corn in Cow Feed With Delicious, Cost-Effective Candy

By Ian Chant Aug 23rd
French Cows Down Two Bottles of Wine a Day, Not Asked for ID

By Rollin Bishop Jul 15th
Overly Optimistic Farmers Paint QR Code on a Cow to Raise Awareness

By Eric Limer Jun 20th
Australia has Too Much Cow Poop, Imports Dung Beetles to Curb Crap Levels

By Max Eddy Jun 6th
Study Says All Modern Cows Descended From a Single Herd

By Max Eddy Mar 28th
These Are The Happiest Cows You Will Ever See [Video]

By Eric Limer Mar 25th
These Cows Are Quite Interested in Jazz [Video]

By Eric Limer Sep 11th
Girl Trains Cow as Horse [Video]

By James Plafke Apr 5th
Scientists Announce They’ve Wiped Out Centuries-Old Cattle Disease: Second Viral Disease Ever Eliminated

By Robert Quigley Oct 14th
The Best Video of Nineteen Animal Species Auto-Tuned to Play a Song You’ll See Today

By Robert Quigley Jul 30th