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Latest Coronavirus Stories
I for One Hope the Senators Are Having a Lovely Vacation
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 14th
Joe Biden Calls for National Mask Mandate to Fight the Pandemic
By
Chelsea Steiner
Aug 13th
Donald Trump Thinks the “1917 Pandemic” (Which Happened in 1918) Ended WWII (Which Began 21 Years Later)
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 11th
Imagine Risking It All for Smash Mouth
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 10th
So Schools Will Send Girls Home Over a Bra Strap but a Mask Is an Unenforceable “Personal Choice”?
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 7th
Twitter Is Suspending Journalists for Quoting Donald Trump’s Coronavirus Lies
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 6th
Face Masks Might Finally Be Becoming Less of a Pointlessly Partisan Issue
By
Vivian Kane
Aug 3rd
Donald Trump Finally Says the Thing We All Already Knew: No One Likes Him
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 29th
Aggressive Anti-Masker Rep. Louie Gohmert Tested Positive for Coronavirus. Surprise, Surprise.
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 29th
The GOP Coronavirus Package Is So Awful, Even Republicans Hate It
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 29th
Your Second Home Isn’t Great? Boohoo
By
Rachel Leishman
Jul 28th
Trump Spreads “Doctor’s” Absurd Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a
Supernatural
Episode
By
Princess Weekes
Jul 28th
Disney Delays
Mulan
Indefinitely
By
Jessica Mason
Jul 23rd
Donald Trump Finally Admits the Coronavirus Pandemic Is Going to “Get Worse Before it Gets Better”
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 22nd
Missouri Governor Mike Parson Knows Kids Will Definitely Catch Coronavirus if Schools Reopen, Is Totally Fine With That
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 20th
The Most Asinine Things Kayleigh McEnany Said During Today’s White House Press Briefing
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 16th
Let the Llamas Use Their Nanobodies to Save Us All!!!!!
By
Rachel Leishman
Jul 16th
In the Latest Terrifying Turn, Coronavirus Data Will Now Be Sent Directly to Trump’s Administration Instead of the CDC
By
Vivian Kane
Jul 15th
Already, the Disney Reopening Situation Is Not Looking Great
By
Rachel Leishman
Jul 15th
Bro, These Bros Just Want to Give You a Free Mask. Why Are You Mad, Bro?
By
Rachel Leishman
Jul 15th
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