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Tips for a More Sustainable Halloween

By Kimberly Terasaki Oct 23rd
New Drug for This Year’s Halloween Candy Tampering Panic Just Dropped

By Rachel Ulatowski Sep 29th
Mars, Incorporated Accused of Slut-shaming Because They’ve Taken Away the Green M&M’s ”Step on Me” Boots

By Briana Lawrence Jan 21st
I Just Found Out About Reese’s Take On a Thanksgiving Pie and It’s Already Sold Out

By Briana Lawrence Nov 16th
Child Comes Home From Trick-Or-Treating With Penis Shaped Candy, Parent Is Concerned About It (And Its Blackness?)

By Briana Lawrence Nov 2nd
Ask the Mary Sues: The All-Time Best Halloween Candy Countdown

By Chelsea Steiner Oct 30th
I’ll Take the Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers That This Neighbor Feels Are Subpar Halloween Candy for Their “Affluent” Neighborhood

By Briana Lawrence Oct 26th
Halloween Reminder That People Putting Drugs in Kid’s Candy Is an Urban Myth—Mostly

By Princess Weekes Oct 18th
Things We Saw Today: Gushers Finally Weighs in on Black Lives Matter

By Chelsea Steiner Jun 6th
Things We Saw Today: These AI-Generated Candy Hearts Are the Only Gifts We Need This Valentine’s Day

By Vivian Kane Feb 14th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Teresa Jusino Sep 8th
CANDYDOME: The Mary Sue’s Definitive Halloween Candy Power Rankings

By Jessica Lachenal Oct 25th
Hollywood’s Latest Harebrained Scheme: A Pez Movie

By Jessica Lachenal Aug 3rd
Things We Saw Today: A Neopets Cosplay That Will Take You Way Back

By Sam Maggs Apr 9th
Things We Saw Today: This Is the Mara Jade Tee You’re Looking For

By Carolyn Cox Mar 11th
Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Landspeeder Kitty Bed

By Sam Maggs Dec 23rd
Mohawk Storm As You’ve Never Seen Her Before…As A Cake Pop

By Jill Pantozzi May 23rd
Peep Parody of Everyone Poops Wins Marshmallow Contest

By Carolyn Cox Apr 22nd
Candy Crush Saga Owner King Finally Stops Trying to Trademark the Word “Candy”

By Victoria McNally Feb 25th
Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass

By Glen Tickle Feb 13th