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Child Comes Home From Trick-Or-Treating With Penis Shaped Candy, Parent Is Concerned About It (And Its Blackness?)

By Nov 2nd
Ask the Mary Sues: The All-Time Best Halloween Candy Countdown

By Oct 30th
I’ll Take the Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers That This Neighbor Feels Are Subpar Halloween Candy for Their “Affluent” Neighborhood

By Oct 26th
Halloween Reminder That People Putting Drugs in Kid’s Candy Is an Urban Myth—Mostly

By Oct 18th
Things We Saw Today: Gushers Finally Weighs in on Black Lives Matter

By Jun 6th
Things We Saw Today: These AI-Generated Candy Hearts Are the Only Gifts We Need This Valentine’s Day

By Feb 14th
Introducing Ruby Chocolate: The Sweet That Proves Just How Much of a Girly-Girl I Am

By Sep 8th
CANDYDOME: The Mary Sue’s Definitive Halloween Candy Power Rankings

By Oct 25th
Hollywood’s Latest Harebrained Scheme: A Pez Movie

By Aug 3rd
Things We Saw Today: A Neopets Cosplay That Will Take You Way Back

By Apr 9th
Things We Saw Today: This Is the Mara Jade Tee You’re Looking For

By Mar 11th
Things We Saw Today: Star Wars Landspeeder Kitty Bed

By Dec 23rd
Mohawk Storm As You’ve Never Seen Her Before…As A Cake Pop

By May 23rd
Peep Parody of Everyone Poops Wins Marshmallow Contest

By Apr 22nd
Candy Crush Saga Owner King Finally Stops Trying to Trademark the Word “Candy”

By Feb 25th
Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass

By Feb 13th
This Website Lets You Make Your Own Candy Hearts, So We Made Some Nerdy Ones for You

By Feb 12th
Things We Saw Today: Wow, I Didn’t Know There Are No Female Characters In Adventure Time!

By Jan 17th
Science Has Created Candy That Protects Your Teeth, All Things Are Possible

By Dec 3rd
Candy You Probably Won’t Get Trick-or-Treating Tonight

By Oct 31st