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A Bat Could Fly Away With New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Award

By Chelsea SteinerOct 30th
Statler the Geriatric Bat Reminds Us That We All Need to Lift Each Other Up

By Chelsea SteinerFeb 2nd
What Could Possibly Go Wrong Releasing 1.5 Million Bats for Batman’s 80th Anniversary?

By Chelsea SteinerMar 7th
We Interrupt Our Regularly-Scheduled Programming To Bring You A Tiny Bat Nomming A Banana

By Sam MaggsFeb 26th
Amazing Bat Robot Can Fly, Crawl, and Strike Fear in the Hearts of Evil-Doers

By Dan Van WinkleJan 27th
Monday Cute: Orphaned Australian Baby Bats, Rolled Into Tiny Bat-Ritos

By Carolyn CoxDec 1st
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Is Using Its Ben Affleck Powers to Save Bats From Fungus

By Jill PantozziOct 28th
See the Batmobile in Bataction in the new Arkham Knight Gameplay Trailer

By Dan Van WinkleMay 21st
Look at This Giant Australian Bat and Tell Me Nightmares Aren’t Real

By Carolyn CoxMar 7th
Ingenious Bats Use Curled Leaves as Their Own Batphones

By Dan Van WinkleOct 17th
The 1960’s Batman Theme Song Sung By Actual Bats [VIDEO]

By Isabella KapurJun 25th
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee: Batman!

By Maia Brown-JacksonJun 23rd
Further Evidence That Slow Motion Makes Things Better: Watch This Bat Lap Up Nectar

By Glen TickleMay 6th
Here’s A Horrific Scientific Survey Of 50 Bats Being Captured By Spiders

By Ian ChantApr 5th
Aww, They Think They’re People: Male Bats Perform Oral Sex on Females

By Ian ChantApr 2nd
True Facts About the Fruit Bat Will Leave You Wanting a Pet Fruit Bat [Video]

By Ian ChantMar 7th
Conservationists Build IRL Batcave to Fend Off Fungal Disease in Bats, Store Giant Penny (We Hope)

By Ian ChantSep 14th
Bats Listen For Fly Sex Love Sounds, Interrupts And Eats Fly Couple

By Sui Ying TeohJul 23rd
Lil’ Drac, America’s Sweetheart, Grows Up and Learns to Fly

By Max EddyJan 20th
The Best Video of Nineteen Animal Species Auto-Tuned to Play a Song You’ll See Today

By Robert QuigleyJul 30th