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‘I’m waiting…at the ER now!’: California woman unplugs her apartment’s Zevo. Then she finds something unexpected caught inside

By Melody Heald Sep 3rd
Millions of Bats Emerging From Cave Cause Disturbing Blip on Meterologist Radar

By Kimberly Terasaki Jun 2nd
A Bat Could Fly Away With New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Award

By Chelsea Steiner Oct 30th
Statler the Geriatric Bat Reminds Us That We All Need to Lift Each Other Up

By Chelsea Steiner Feb 2nd
What Could Possibly Go Wrong Releasing 1.5 Million Bats for Batman’s 80th Anniversary?

By Chelsea Steiner Mar 7th
We Interrupt Our Regularly-Scheduled Programming To Bring You A Tiny Bat Nomming A Banana

By Sam Maggs Feb 26th
Amazing Bat Robot Can Fly, Crawl, and Strike Fear in the Hearts of Evil-Doers

By Dan Van Winkle Jan 27th
Monday Cute: Orphaned Australian Baby Bats, Rolled Into Tiny Bat-Ritos

By Carolyn Cox Dec 1st
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Is Using Its Ben Affleck Powers to Save Bats From Fungus

By Jill Pantozzi Oct 28th
See the Batmobile in Bataction in the new Arkham Knight Gameplay Trailer

By Dan Van Winkle May 21st
Look at This Giant Australian Bat and Tell Me Nightmares Aren’t Real

By Carolyn Cox Mar 7th
Ingenious Bats Use Curled Leaves as Their Own Batphones

By Dan Van Winkle Oct 17th
The 1960’s Batman Theme Song Sung By Actual Bats [VIDEO]

By Isabella Kapur Jun 25th
Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee: Batman!

By Maia Brown-Jackson Jun 23rd
Further Evidence That Slow Motion Makes Things Better: Watch This Bat Lap Up Nectar

By Glen Tickle May 6th
Here’s A Horrific Scientific Survey Of 50 Bats Being Captured By Spiders

By Ian Chant Apr 5th
Aww, They Think They’re People: Male Bats Perform Oral Sex on Females

By Ian Chant Apr 2nd
True Facts About the Fruit Bat Will Leave You Wanting a Pet Fruit Bat [Video]

By Ian Chant Mar 7th
Conservationists Build IRL Batcave to Fend Off Fungal Disease in Bats, Store Giant Penny (We Hope)

By Ian Chant Sep 14th
Bats Listen For Fly Sex Love Sounds, Interrupts And Eats Fly Couple

By Sui Ying Teoh Jul 23rd