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The UK’s Robot Soldier “Porton Man” Can Sense Chemical Warfare (and Probably Also Your Fear)
By
Dan Van Winkle
Apr 7th
Man Whose Balls Were Attacked by a Bee Conducts Study Into the Most Painful Places to Be Stung
By
Carolyn Cox
Apr 7th
Party Poopers Say Saturated Fat Is Still Unhealthy, We Need to Stop Eating “Like Grandmas”
By
Carolyn Cox
Apr 7th
Here’s How Your Allergies Turn Spring Into a Miserable Mess
By
Dan Van Winkle
Apr 7th
Scientists Invented An Injectable Oxygen Particle That Lets You Survive Without Breathing
By
Sam Maggs
Apr 5th
Survey Says Left Handed People Claim To Be Ridiculously More Satisfied In Bed Than Right Handed People
By
Carolyn Cox
Apr 4th
New Atomic Clock Is Most Accurate in the World, Sets a New Official U.S. Time Standard, Doesn’t Actually Tell Time
By
Glen Tickle
Apr 4th
You Can Now Search For Businesses in Yelp With Emoji
By
Victoria McNally
Apr 4th
No. Bison Leaving Yellowstone National Park Doesn’t Mean a Volcano Is About To Erupt
By
Glen Tickle
Apr 3rd
Knock It off, Tony: Cereal Mascots Designed to Make Eye Contact With Kids
By
Carolyn Cox
Apr 3rd
Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Speak During Omaha’s Pastafarian Conference
By
Glen Tickle
Apr 3rd
The US Government Secretly Created a “Cuban Twitter” to Stir up Political Dissent, Create “Smart Mobs”
By
Dan Van Winkle
Apr 3rd
Telly Monster From Sesame Street Stops by 5Facts to Do Some Science!
By
Glen Tickle
Apr 3rd
Community College Tries to Have Twitter Account Pulled, Fails, Draws More Attention to Account It Tried to Have Pulled
By
Glen Tickle
Apr 3rd
Ze Frank Informs Us About the “Floppy, Floppy Spider of the Sea” We Like to Call the Octopus
By
Ashley Bhehaspat
Apr 2nd
It’s a bird! It’s a Video Game! No, It’s the Amazon Fire TV Set-Top Box, Watch out, Apple
By
Dan Van Winkle
Apr 2nd
Festo’s Bionic Kangaroo Robot Can Probably Hop Forever… Into Your Nightmares
By
Ashley Bhehaspat
Apr 2nd
SociBot Can Borrow Your Friends’ Faces, Presumably To Tell You They’ve Been “Saved”
By
Victoria McNally
Apr 2nd
Like Your Toast a Bit on the Dark Side? Use the Darth Vader Toaster
By
Dan Van Winkle
Apr 2nd
Learn What It’s Like To Be Old With A Special Age Simulation Suit
By
Victoria McNally
Apr 2nd
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