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‘We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’: Trump childishly boasts his blacklist, hatefully barring individuals from his administration
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
Gavin Newsom denies rumors about confiscating Starlink Modems
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
‘No president is immune from crimes’: Trump is dragged by Biden before taking office yet again
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘This f—— idiot’: Trump’s Hollywood ambassador plan is obliterated by the internet
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
‘Leaning into the fascist aesthetics’: Trump’s official presidential portrait is given uncomfortable criticism
By
Laura Pollacco
Jan 17th
‘… unless they change the Constitution’: Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi entertains idea of third Trump term
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 16th
‘S—t’s getting really wild’: House Resolution 7 wants to revolutionize women’s healthcare to address ‘the needs of men’
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 16th
‘Us here in Oklahoma, we are not ok’: Oklahoma wants to incentivize marriages that are harder to leave with Covenant Marriage Act
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 16th
‘The GOP Child Predator Empowerment Act’: Democrats expose so-called Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act for what it really is
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 16th
‘Is that a joke?’: Trump’s credibility shot down by Biden after a reporter insults his ceasefire efforts
By
Rachel Leishman
Jan 16th
Nancy Mace threatens to fight Jasmine Crockett after misunderstanding AAVE
By
Alexandria Lopez
Jan 16th
Bill Burr has choice words for insurers and wildfire ‘experts’ who don’t know what they’re talking about
By
Laura Pollacco
Jan 16th
‘How about we just call it X?’: Elon Musk trolled over TikTok’s beloved new replacement
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 16th
‘Did not support Trump’s comments’: Trump’s Greenland support is revealed to be yet another lie
By
Sarah Barrett
Jan 16th
‘Brutally scammed’: Trump’s economic plan, MAGAs are brutally destroyed by an economist pre-second term
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 16th
‘Pathetic little man’: Trump roasted by the internet over greedy Israel-Gaza ceasefire claim
By
Kahron Spearman
Jan 15th
‘Quite the contrast’: Trump’s failed accountability is compared to another world leader facing consequences for their actions
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 15th
‘You’ve all been conned’: Elon Musk destroyed for allegedly having White House office space
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 15th
‘She has to do her duty’: A Fox News host whines about a former First Lady skipping Trump’s inauguration
By
Rachel Ulatowski
Jan 15th
‘This is really sad’: Trump attempts to claim responsibility for Israel-Gaza ceasefire
By
Rachel Leishman
Jan 15th
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