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‘What a terrible judge:’ US Court rejects InfoWars buyout by The Onion
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 12th
‘Seal the border’: Donald Trump expected to launch immigration executive orders on first day back in office
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 12th
‘An utter embarrassment’: Americans roast Trump’s Time Person Of The Year confirmation
By
Rachel Tolleson
Dec 12th
‘Who do you think pays for this?’: Donald Trump’s tariff plans are torn into by President Joe Biden
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 12th
‘He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president’: Elon Musk responds to Joe Biden’s request for Ukrainian aide
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 12th
‘The beginning of a political movement’: Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests that the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination is a left-wing thing
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 12th
‘When you forget to switch to your burner account’: Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace allegedly lied about being attacked due to anti-trans statements
By
Laura Pollacco
Dec 12th
‘If it hadn’t been for birthright citizenship’: Trump’s family calls out hypocrisy over potential birthright citizenship attacks
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 12th
‘Women’s rights and women’s progress is under attack’: Canada’s Prime Minister calls out the results of the U.S. presidential election
By
Isobel Grieve
Dec 12th
‘Cutting off their energy’: Trump’s tariffs could be met with extreme consequences from Canada
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 12th
‘Will not be made great again’: Controversial GOP figurehead allegedly lashes out at Trump
By
Kahron Spearman
Dec 12th
‘President-elect immunity does not exist’: Prosecutors challenge Trump’s dismissed criminal charges
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 12th
‘Bring it on’: A former Republican House Representative bites back at Trump’s January 6th committee jail threats
By
Laura Pollacco
Dec 12th
‘Unsustainable:’ GOP Rep announces intent to cut social services budget, and the internet isn’t having it
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 11th
‘Truly spectacular for all!’: Trump’s insistence on tariffs will only damage economies
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 11th
‘We’re so screwed’: Trump’s Ambassador to Mexico pick isn’t impressing the internet
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 11th
‘Nepotism and corruption’: Trump allegedly wants his daughter-in-law to replace Marco Rubio as Florida’s senator
By
Sarah Fimm
Dec 11th
‘It was a metaphor!’: A Fox News host grossly comments on Jill Biden’s body language
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Dec 11th
‘Something is wrong’: Trump implies that autism and vaccines could be connected despite debunked myths
By
Laura Pollacco
Dec 11th
‘A government of oligarchs’: A former Republican tears into Trump’s Truth Social post
By
Laura Pollacco
Dec 11th
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