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Stories by Carolyn Cox

Get “Das Booty” On Submarine Designed For Sex, Just $390,000 A Night

By Carolyn Cox Feb 14th
Now Nothing Stands Between “Tawny Crazy Ants” And World Domination

By Carolyn Cox Feb 14th
The Army Has Developed Patriotic Pizza That Will Stay Fresh For Years

By Carolyn Cox Feb 14th
Man Banned From Internet for Being Bad at Jokes

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Guy’s Kickstarter Campaign for “Period Panties” Reminds Women Our Bodies Are Scary

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Laser CATS Going Into Space To Save Us From Volcanoes

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Another Danish Zoo Planning To Kill Another Giraffe Named Marius

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
Urban Canadian Bees Thrive In Garbage Hives

By Carolyn Cox Feb 13th
NYC Subway System Now Testing Giant Touch Screens, STILL No Internet On Trains

By Carolyn Cox Feb 12th
Top 10 Moments So Far From BBC Olympic Snowboarding Commentary

By Carolyn Cox Feb 12th