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My Little Raptor: Friendship is Clever

I can think of several improvements that being deinonychus would deliver to pony society. For one, folks other than unicorns would be able to turn doorknobs and pick up pencils. Of course, all those pegasus would have to come down from the sky, but certainly that’s a small price to pay for two razor sharp disemboweling claws. The real question is, can Spike be a hypothetical placental mammal ancestor?

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Clever Girl

Clever Girl: Velociraptors Are Taking Over The British Vogue Website

Type the Konami Code in on the homepage of the British Vogue website, trust me.  You will not be disappointed.  When you do, you can see an array of very fashionable velociraptors in a variety of hats, that an unknown genius has arranged to slide across the webpage in response to the videogame cheat code.  I like to think of them as the residents of Jurassic Park Avenue, strolling around in wonderfully coordinated ensembles, photo-bombing unsuspecting models, and gnawing on intestines.  Head past the jump for more screenshots from the British Vogue website.

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Today In Ridiculous Drinking: Velociraptor vs. Shark Whisky

I’m not a whiskey drinker but if I were, this is the kind I would drink. Says Ben of MasterOfMalt.com of the creation, “Now, for [distillery] Aultmore, I searched high and low, asked all and sundry for interesting stories, facts or legends surrounding the distillery and turned up precisely nothing. So you’ve got this. A Velociraptor fighting a shark.” Apparently the design is part of a series of limited edition whiskies with comic book style label art. As for the artist he said, “She’s a comic book artist based in Glasgow.” If anyone knows her name, let us know, she deserves a high-five. Edit: Success! The artist is Emily Chappell. Her work can be found here.

(via Geek Alerts)

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: The Velociraptor Flask

Well, if you didn’t already have a reason to become a career drunk, here is a very great reason: the flask made from a (porcelain) velociraptor claw. Currently being sold on Etsy, so have at it dino-loving lushes! (via Reddit)

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Watch Tom Hiddleston Talk About His Love Of Jurassic Park And Do A Velociraptor Impression

I cannot accurately describe what this video is doing to me. All I’ll say is if you like Thor/The Avenger’s Tom Hiddleston, you’ll love him after this. And if you love him already well, I apologize in advance. Watch, if you dare, as the actor talks about when he first saw Jurassic Park, how “real” dinosaurs are so much cooler, and…hear his raptor impersonation.

(via Dance With Zombies)

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This Is What Batman Looks Like Fighting A Dinosaur

Artist Jesse Farrell admits his dinosaur sculpture is more like a deinonycus than a velociraptor. Honestly, we couldn’t care less what the exact type was – Batman is fighting a dinosaur! 

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: Tom Hiddleston Gets A Drawing Of Loki

This is a screen capture from Gingerhaze’s (Noelle Stevenson) tumblr of a screen capture she took from The Avenger’s actor Tom Hiddleston’s twitter. Someone gave him one of her Loki illustrations. Take note of what she typed under the photo. Yup, that about says it all. Actually, she later posted, “how am i supposed to do anything ever again.” THAT says it all.

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Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: The Velocirapture Didn’t Happen

Of course, this isn’t supposed to happen until exactly 6:00 PM Eastern Time (according to just one totally reliable source), so we’ll just have to wait and see. (At Reddit)

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