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  1. Funko Debuts New Thor Vinyl Fig…OMG LADY SIF!

    And a little tiny Idris Elba Heimdall to protect your shelves!

    Available this September from Funko, Odin, Heimdall, Lady Sif, and a brand new Loki.

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  2. Alaskan Police Called In To Assess Bomb Threat And Found A Lightsaber Toy

    It’s a more elegant toy for a more civilized age.

    It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Juneau, Alaska. Wait... that doesn't sound right.

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  3. The First Official Dancing Groot Toy Can Now Legally Boogie His Way Into Our Hearts

    "Dancing Groot," to be sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen."

    Here you go.

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  4. Make Your Own Dancing Groot: A Step-by-Step Guide

    Making a real-life Rocket is a much harder, messier process.

    The other day we were basically hypnotised by this Vine of a DIY Dancing Baby Groot by Patrick Delehanty. It turns out there's more video, and Delehanty even put together a step-by-step guide to making your very own.

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  5. Someone Made a Real-Life Jumanji Board, And Nope. Nuh-Uh. Absolutely Not.

    A world of no.

    Logically I know that playing Gemma Wright's replica Jumanji board won't cause the floor to turn to quicksand or jungle animals to stampede through my apartment building. But the fear. The fear is still there. Thanks, Robin Williams. (No, really and unironically: Thank you.)

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  6. Yo, Studios: Here’s Why We Need More Female-Centric Superhero Merch [VIDEO]

    I believe that children are our future.

    It's real easy to say "It's just business! Superheroine merch doesn't sell!" when you barely provide any superheroine merch for people to buy, folks.

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  7. Someone Finally Made a Dancing Groot Toy, We Can’t Stop Watching It Dance

    I am Groot.

    Vine user and apparent GENIUS PERSON, Patrick Delehanty posted this Vine of a baby Groot toy he made dancing at Stockton-Con in the San Joaquin Valley. I've been looping this thing for the last ten minutes and there's no end in sight.

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  8. We’re Really (Hooked On a) Feeling Hot Toys’ New Groot and Rocket Raccoon Figures From Sideshow

    Birthday lists at the ready.

    As always when it's Hot Toys, this new Groot and Rocket Raccoon figure combo isn't exactly cheap—it'll set you back $359 all together, or $199 for Groot and $159 for Rocket individually. I can only imagine the horror Rocket would feel upon realizing his tree pal costs more than him. It's only 'cause you're shorter, buddy. No hard feelings.

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  9. GotG Fans With Money to Spend Ask #WheresGamora In The Official Merchandise

    Déjà vu all over again.

    It's time for "studios don't realize female fans actually want to spend money on merchandise," part infinity.

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  10. Learn 33 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Toys in this Mental Floss Video

    What's "G.I." stand for in G.I. Joe?

    John Green is back with the latest episode of Mental Floss on Youtube to explain 33 facts about toys. Learn the origin of Play-Doh, which state has the Slinky as its official toy, and a lot more in a little more than eight minutes.

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