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Michael Bay

  1. That Time I Interviewed the Original Optimus Prime and Drove a Lamborghini, No Big Deal

    Hey, remember when Optimus Prime died? That was fun.

    You know I am not necessarily the hugest fan of Transformers: Age of Extinction. But if I get the chance to interview Peter Cullen—the Once and Future Optimus Prime, who voiced the leader of the Autobots in the original cartoon, the '80s animated movie, the Bayformeres movies, everything—for the DVD/Blu-ray release of Transformers: Age of Extinction, it's not like I'm going to say no. He's Eeyore.

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  2. Science Says Michael Bay Movies Cause People to Eat More Junk Food

    The term "popcorn movie" is now scientifically validated.

    We're dangerously close to unlocking the connection between explosions and junk food consumption! Junksplosion! Wait, I don't like how that sounds... A new study into how the things you watch affect the things you eat has revealed that Michael Bay-style explosio-ganzas cause you to eat more junk food than other types of entertainment.

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  3. What If Michael Bay Directed Up? Hint: Explosions.

    You had me at Linkin Park.

    I hate to be one of those people, but I do think something's missing from YouTuber MrStratman7's epic reimagining of Pixar's Up in the style of the Bayinator: a shit-ton of American flags. Seriously—how else will we know Up is a paean to Amurrican ingenuity? That said, this video is absolutely brilliant. Be sure and watch to the very end.

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  4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Defeats Guardians of the Galaxy at the Box Office, Wins Itself a Sequel

    Pictured: My reaction to TMNT getting a sequel.

    The Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is getting a sequel. Oh God, no. Please no.

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  5. The Ninja Turtles 2 Honest Trailer Reminds Us Michael Bay Is Too Late to Ruin the Franchise

    Ninja weapons are dangerous. Much better to teach kids to fight with common objects and toys.

    Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 as an adult is not recommended. The original movie is still pretty great, but the sequel does not hold up by any means. This condensed, way more honest version of the movie is probably the best way to experience it over 20 years later. If there's a silver lining here, it's that Michael Bay can't do anything to the franchise it hasn't already done to itself.

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  6. This is the First Clip From Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW JUMP SUIT?

    Some feelings may have been had in The Mary Sue offices over this first clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But please, do share yours in the comments.

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  7. New Ninja Turtles TV Spot Shows Baby/Adolescent Mutant Ninja Turtles, They Look Pretty OK

    Radical! Radical! Radical! Radical!

    The new TV spot for the upcoming Ninja Turtles nightmare movie shows what the turtles looked like growing up and gives us our best look at Splinter yet. I... kind of like the way they look as adolescents better than the teenage versions? Hit the jump for some character-specific motion poster action, too.

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  8. I Watched Transformers: Age of Extinction So You Don’t Have To: The Official Mary Sue Review (With Gifs!)

    Less than meets the eye.

    More like Transformers: Age of Ex-STINK-tion, amirite? This review has spoilers, because A) you're probably not going to see this movie anyway, be honest, and B) there's not exactly that much plot to spoil.

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  9. New Ninja Turtles Trailer Busts out a Beefed up Shredder and Dubstep to Get the Youth Excited

    Dubstep directions: apply liberally. Let kids' support roll in.

    Trailer number two for Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles certainly looks like, well, number two—if you know what I mean. I'm still withholding judgment until I actually see the movie, but the out of place dubstep over the action scenes in the second half of the trailer and Turtles 2-esque Super Shredder don't instill me with confidence. There are also some new, full-body character posters after the jump.

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  10. Michael Bay Probably Should Never Give Anyone the “Sex Talk” and Here’s Why [Video]

    It'll be just like Underworld but with more gratuitous car-washing scenes.

    "Honey, little Michael Jr is turning thirteen this year. It seems like he's starting to notice the girls in his class a lot more these days. Don't you think he needs to hear about the... you know, the 'birds and the bees' soon?" Michael Bay's wife will one day say to him.

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