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  1. This is the First Clip From Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW JUMP SUIT?

    Some feelings may have been had in The Mary Sue offices over this first clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But please, do share yours in the comments.

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  2. New Ninja Turtles TV Spot Shows Baby/Adolescent Mutant Ninja Turtles, They Look Pretty OK

    Radical! Radical! Radical! Radical!

    The new TV spot for the upcoming Ninja Turtles nightmare movie shows what the turtles looked like growing up and gives us our best look at Splinter yet. I... kind of like the way they look as adolescents better than the teenage versions? Hit the jump for some character-specific motion poster action, too.

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  3. I Watched Transformers: Age of Extinction So You Don’t Have To: The Official Mary Sue Review (With Gifs!)

    Less than meets the eye.

    More like Transformers: Age of Ex-STINK-tion, amirite? This review has spoilers, because A) you're probably not going to see this movie anyway, be honest, and B) there's not exactly that much plot to spoil.

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  4. New Ninja Turtles Trailer Busts out a Beefed up Shredder and Dubstep to Get the Youth Excited

    Dubstep directions: apply liberally. Let kids' support roll in.

    Trailer number two for Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles certainly looks like, well, number two—if you know what I mean. I'm still withholding judgment until I actually see the movie, but the out of place dubstep over the action scenes in the second half of the trailer and Turtles 2-esque Super Shredder don't instill me with confidence. There are also some new, full-body character posters after the jump.

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  5. Michael Bay Probably Should Never Give Anyone the “Sex Talk” and Here’s Why [Video]

    It'll be just like Underworld but with more gratuitous car-washing scenes.

    "Honey, little Michael Jr is turning thirteen this year. It seems like he's starting to notice the girls in his class a lot more these days. Don't you think he needs to hear about the... you know, the 'birds and the bees' soon?" Michael Bay's wife will one day say to him.

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  6. New Age of Extinction Trailer Introduces Midichlorian-Type Nonsense, More Dinobots

    Michael Bay really hates the Tribune Tower.

    So far Age of Extinction has looked surprisingly watchable, at least as far as Michael Bay Transformers movies go. This second trailer has gross kissing, more Mark Wahlberg upspeak, and Phantom Menace worthy fake science. Also, Chicago's Tribune Tower gets a second beat down.

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  7. That Time the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were on Oprah

    You get a live action movie! And you get a live action movie!

    Think Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles are missing that certain tubular something that made the heroes on a half shell such an important part of your childhood? Watch this weird clip from a 1990 taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show and see if your nostalgia is justified.

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  8. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanfilm Trailer Looks Better Than Michael Bay’s

    Look sorta like a big turtle... in a trenchcoat... beating the hell outta some guy. You goin' to LaGuardia, right?

    Michael Bay reboot aside, this is the Ninja Turtles movie I want to see. Filmmaker and Turtles fan Benjamin Eck's TMNT: Banished hopes to take a serious, dark look at the characters, and if this short teaser is any indication, we're on board.

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  9. New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Shows Shredder, All of the Turtles

    Still no turtle snouts, though. That's all I'm asking for.

    In case you missed phase 2 of "No! Not my childhood!", here's the newest trailer for Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not a lot of new insights to pick apart here since glimpses of all the Turtles and Shredder are tantalizingly brief, but I'm sure the Internet will find a way.

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  10. The Ninja Turtles’ Creator Didn’t Think the Trailer Was So Great, Either

    Oh, great. Another angry fanb—oh. Well then.

    The new look for the Ninja Turtles has gotten some mixed reviews to put it politely, but fan reactions can be easy for some people to overlook. So, CBM asked Ninja Turtles co-creator Peter Laird what he though about their appearance, which was maybe what the new TMNT production should have done in the first place.

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