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Great Scott!

An Empassioned Fan’s Plea: Make Fifteen Jaws Movies to Maintain Back to the Future‘s Accuracy

In case you don’t remember, Back to the Future II contains a memorable scene where a dazzled Marty McFly, visiting the year 2015, is overwhelmed by a holographic advertisement for Jaws XIX, the 18th sequel to Steven Spielberg‘s Jaws. But, as Tumblrer Ctrayn points out, there are only four Jaws movies, which means movie studios have only six hundred and thirty two days to keep Back to the Future II from having a singular glaring continuity error.

What? I’m sure the rest of the movie will turn out to be entirely accurate.

Obviously, it’s time to take things into our own hands, and if you’d like to join the mission of producing fifteen feature length Jaws “sequels,” you should check this post on Tumblr, where folks have already shown enthusiasm for the project to the tune of more than 22 thousand notes. And, as Ctrayn says, “Even if your film is 40 straight minutes of a rubber shark floating quietly in a bathtub… it is still probably a more entertaining watch than Jaws: the Revenge.”

Previously in Sharks


eye candy

We’re Going to Need a Bigger Triangle: Minimalist Posters for Jaws, Star Wars, and More

Michal Krasnopolski decided to see how many movie posters he could recognizably design using only the lines in this template. The results are pretty impressive.


it's time to play the music

The Muppets as Characters in The Walking Dead, The Lord of the Rings, Other Less Than Kid-Friendly Movies and TV Shows

Now I’m imagining what Kermit could do with Legolas’ dialogue. “They’re taking the Hobbits to… gulp… Isengard.”

(by Kenny Durkin, via Laughing Squid)


Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: Montreal, From Space

Colonel Chris Hadfield has a tumblr where he posts pictures taken from his current home. His current home is the International Space Station.


Offered Without Comment

To Celebrate The End of Shark Week, Here’s The Best/Worst Hollywood Shark Attacks

Because you need more sharks in your life.

(via The High Definite)

i'll just leave this here

Take a Look Behind the Scenes of Some Classic Films

As the saying goes, “a picture can say a thousand words.” This is especially true when we’ve already had entire movies made surrounding the topics of said pictures, and thus thousands of words pre-associated with them. Nevertheless, these pictures from behind the scenes of some of the past century’s most memorable films still find more to say all by their lonesome selves. 



See Famous Pop Culture Enemies Hug It Out, Adorably

There’s so much hate in the world (or universe, as the case may be), that’s it’s nice to see a little forgiveness, a little tenderness, a little love once in a while. German artist Ingrid Aspöck shows us what pop-culture life would be like if everyone just got along. Hint: very, very cute. 


And All Was Right With the World

Jaws Re-imagined As a Heartwarming Family Tale [Video]

In case you happen to follow me — or The Mary Sue — on Twitter, you might know that I was on vacation in Orlando last week. But the day I left for said vacation, I was really disheartened to find out that the Jaws ride, one of the original attractions at Universal Studios when it opened in 1990, will be closing! So, I rode it one more time, and it was a truly sentimental experience. (Eh, not really.) In fact, the video above — by Caleb Hepler — echoes my feelings almost exactly. (Again, not really.) I’ll miss that curious shark! (Ehhhhhh … maybe a little.)

(via Laughing Squid)

Just What You've Always Wanted

It’s a Great White, Charlie Brown!: Jaws As Peanuts

Charles Sanford Forsman has a different, more humble perspective on the story of Jaws, casting an abridged version of the movie with Peanuts-style characters. After the jump, see the entire panel he created. Consider this your dose of Sunday Morning Funnies: Summer Blockbuster Edition.


Things We Saw Today

Things We Saw Today: Nobody Gets Pants (Except for Wonder Woman)

In the ongoing battle over Wonder Woman’s pants (or lack thereof), this time nobody gets pants. (at Fashionably Geek)