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  1. Our 18 Favorite N64 Games to Celebrate the Nintendo 64′s 18th Birthday

    "Get N or get gtfo." -Grown up Nintendo 64.

    The Nintendo 64 is old enough to vote, buy cigarettes, and fight in wars that don't involve the PlayStation. So, let's revisit a time when you weren't old enough for any of those things with our 18 favorite Nintendo 64 games.

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  2. Dorkly Examines the Pros And Cons Of Robotic Exoskeletons

    Pro: Xenomorph-fighting action! Con: No alien friends.

    YOUR STRENGTH IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS.

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  3. The Cats In Assassin’s Kitty Unity Are Cute, But Deadly

    Meow is the moment of your demise!

    Sure, Assassin's Creed games are pretty fun, but you know what would make them better? The same thing that makes literally everything better: kitties. Keep in mind, though, these are definitely all boy cats. Lady cats, their bone structure is just too hard to animate. I heard they did hire a parkour expert to train the boy cats, though, so there's that.

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  4. Dorkly Shows Nintendo’s Smash Bros. Fighters That There’s a Better Way

    Except for you, Luigi. Take your death stare elsewhere.

    What makes Mario think it's OK to just punch his friends in the face? In fact, everything he does somehow needs to be violent, so let's revisit Smash Bros. with Dorkly and see if Nintendo's mascots can find a better way for them to have a smashing good time. (Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

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  5. The Latest Humble Weekly Bundle is Lady-Themed, Supports Girls Make Games

    See, THAT's how you do it.

    Hey, want to support women in gaming while getting to play games as women? Then the latest weekly Humble Bundle is for you!

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  6. Latest Alien: Isolation Trailer Says Nowhere Is Safe, I Am Terrified And Believe Them

    Not even my own couch.

    There have been a few trailers out for Alien: Isolation, the new horror game that hits shelves on October 7th, and they've all been terrifying. This latest in-game footage will get your heart pumping within seconds and, honestly, I don't know how I'm going to play this game other than with the brightness cranked way up on my screen at noon in my fully-lit apartment. Ack.

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  7. Grinding To This Destiny Music Video Would Be Way More Fun Than Grinding For Legendary Gear

    That dance came from the moon.

    If you've made it to level 20 in Destiny, chances are you're stuck grinding for engrams in the hopes that you'll nab some sweet Legendary gear. Or you could just say screw it, and dance your way across the solar system like this one intrepid Guardian. Now that, friends, is truly legendary.

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  8. If You’re A Jerk While Playing League of Legends, You’re Going To Get Blocked From Matches

    Take notes, all other game companies.

    Riot Games have introduced a new rule to League of Legends which would effectively stop all toxic players from entering into matches until they stopped being such total jerkfaces. We approve.

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  9. Mario’s Voice Actor Has His Own Vine Account, Guess What He Does With It

    It's-a me, SELFIEEEEEEE

    For twenty four years, American actor Charles Martinet has delighted Nintendo fans with his jovial portrayals of Mario, Luigi, Toadsworth, Wario, Waluigi, and other characters in the Mario franchise. Now on his off hours, he's further adding to his legacy by carrying action figures of the plumber brothers around with him and making adorable Vine videos of them. Isn't the Internet a magical place sometimes?

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  10. HEY, LISTEN: It’s the Honest Trailer For The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

    HEY, LISTEN. HEY, LISTEN. HEY, LISTEN. HEY, LISTEN.

    One of the best games for N64 (and arguably of all time), The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time still isn't without its flaws. You know what I'm talking about: Navi. But the Honest Trailer pokes some good fun at the rest of the Zelda franchise, too, and it's all in the spirit of laughs. I liked Mario 64 better, anyways.

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